Like, moo.
First, I?d like to say thanks to allayuz for the very kind words in this thread and in others concerning my recent whereabouts and the health of my being. I?ll never be able to express how much they mean to me. Thank you all. You?re aces!
I considered keeping the reasons for my disappearance under wraps, but it looks like its gunna fester for awhile, so I guess I oughtta spill. Besides, I don?t crack wise with friends, ya follow? I gotta play square.
So, anyway ? here goes.
On April 17, 2001, he began with dismay, I became a ward of the state. You know, incarcerated. A resident at the old Gray Bar Hotel. Yep, I been in jail, fellas. And it ain?t nearly as cool as it sounds.
Welp, now ya know. I hope this won?t cause ya to think lessa me. I?ll get you the particulars as time permits. Stay tuned. Right now, though, I gotta get me some kinda computer upgrade. I'm slower than Fat Johnny on payday. Ya see what I'm sayin'?
Hot damn, guys and dolls! It is great to be back!
BARTENDER!