I know Tiger is good for the game

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the sponsors,,the money,,the coverage,,but i swear it will not shock me if they follow him in to the restroom and the announcer says" Tiger with an unbelievable shit here,,Look at the length and girth of that shit,,No one does it better,,,and look at the way he wipes his shit,,unreal,,nobody does it better folks,,,If you are going to shit you need to emulate Tiger,,Meanwhile,,oh yeah,,The leader makes another birdie and Tiger is now ONLY 7 shots back but when he gets through shitting it ought to be a fun watch!!":mj07:
 

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Exactly.

The only thing that baffles me more is everybody saying late last night/early this morning: "Virginia busted my bracket. No! Damn."
WHO CARES about your $5 office pool so you can beat Suzy in Human Resources or Johnny in Accounting?!
ALWAYS root for the little guy unless: 1- you have big money riding on the favorite, or 2- you attended that big school favorite.
These people who root for the #1 seeds (and the like) advancing in their little brackets for "pride" over a friend, relative, or co-worker.....or to make a few extra bucks in a pool CRACK ME UP. They are seriously upset that UMBC won last night! :0074
 
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I go to a lot of PGA events in the NYC metro area. We are some of the only fans who boo and yell at players. It should be like this everywhere.
 

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Exactly.

And have you ever noticed at golf tournaments, every good shot gets a clap or a yell from the gallery? There is never any booing or rooting against a player. Everybody gets a clap. I know it's a"gentleman's game" but it would be great if Tiger or Phil or whoever got booed after a good shot and cheered after a horrible shot.

You sound like a blast to hang around with.
 

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I go to a lot of PGA events in the NYC metro area. We are some of the only fans who boo and yell at players. It should be like this everywhere.



Sound like a great time for all......Do you do like a preseason where you start out at Little League Games and work your way up to PGA Events......:shrug:
 

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It's a great time! It's a big a reason why there are so many majors played around here. The buzz and brutal honesty of the crowd.
The players love it!
 
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Look dude,,If you want to watch him take a shit thats your business,,,But the day they televise THAT trust me on this one thing,,The channel will be turned...:0008

You're exactly why ratings soar when he is on. You can't fucking stand him, and there you are!

By the way, no one is showing him taking a shit.
 

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It's a great time! It's a big a reason why there are so many majors played around here. The buzz and brutal honesty of the crowd.
The players love it!


Actually, announcers often comment on what assholes are in NY galleries.

The drunken stumble in the Arizona desert is passing you by, though.
 

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You're exactly why ratings soar when he is on. You can't fucking stand him, and there you are!

By the way, no one is showing him taking a shit.

Man,,,I knew you were smart but you got me pegged!!!Never mind the fact that I have bets on 6 different golfers to beat 6 other ones at a 100 a stroke,,,Thats small compared to my dislike for Tiger,,Give me the lottery numbers tonight so I can retire please..:facepalm:
 

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Lmao Reflog,,Im too old to fight,,,,Best I can do is swing a golf club and not near at the MPH it used to get ,,,Its hell getting old,,,55 next week,,,have lost a club distance,,but my chipping has gotten better,,based on have to!
 

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Man,,,I knew you were smart but you got me pegged!!!Never mind the fact that I have bets on 6 different golfers to beat 6 other ones at a 100 a stroke,,,Thats small compared to my dislike for Tiger,,Give me the lottery numbers tonight so I can retire please..:facepalm:

Your bets will win or lose regardless of whether or not you are in front of the tv.

That being said, you must not hate watching tiger too much!
 

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At least he actually wagers on sports and doesn't just hang out on a gambling forum. You're like a non-drinker who hangs out in bars.
How's G.A. working for ya?
According to you, nobody wins at gambling. LOL
Ask Jim Nantz about NY galleries. That's right, he's only the #1 golf announcer in the sport. Wait until this summer and see what the announcers say.
How's Tiger'schase of Jack going? Not too good, bubble boy.

I'll give you the last word, so you can again show the forum for the 20,000 time how "funny" you are. I won't respond, so have it Sparky.
In fact, I won't even look at this thread, so your time/effort will go unnoticed by me. I'll keep doing my work in the college hoops forum, making $$$.

You need a hobby, rube. I'm trying to help you.
 

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THEY REALLY THINK WE ARE STUPID ALL WE HEAR IS TIGER IS IN CONTENTION WHEN IF IT WAS ANY OTHER PLAYER THEY WOULD SAY TIGER HAS NO CHANCE :shrug:

COME ON MAN HE IS 5 SHOTS BACK AND 10 PLAYERS AHEAD OF HIM HE HAS NO CHANCE OF WINNING THIS TOURNAMENT AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT ITS ALL TALK SO WE WILL WATCH THIS SCAM.IT IS GOOD TO HAVE TIGER BACK BUT DONT GIVE US THIS BULLSHIT THAT TIGER IS IN CONTENTION WHEN HE ISNT

I KNOW TIGER HAS NO CHANCE TODAY BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT I WILL BE WATCHING :0002
 

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Your bets will win or lose regardless of whether or not you are in front of the tv.

That being said, you must not hate watching tiger too much!

This I agree with,,but its hard for me not to watch my money disappear,,,,Thats why I get mad when I have a guy that is making a run and is 1 shot back and has an eagle putt to take the lead and Im watching Tiger drink water and the announcer saying " he's only 8 shots back .If he can make a hole in one on number 18 and the other golfers die he can win this thing"....Havent really decided if Im pulling for him or not yet,,,When he came out of college I was against him,,Then he just whipped everybody ass and I said if he's that good its up to the others to work and get better,,,,SO<<The next chapter is TBD,,,never met the man but he seems like back in his day he was pretty arrogant ,,but he's never met me either and probably don't care if he does,,:142smilie
 
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