(I MIGHT KICK THE SH-T OUT OF MY PAPERBOY)

[beantownjim]

BOYS I HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM IS IT NORMAL FOR A 44 YEAR OLD GUY BEING ME TO WANT TO KICK THE ARSE OF MY 14 YEAR OLD PAPER BOY.THIS KID IS A REAL SMART ASS WHO THINKS HE KNOWS EVERYTHING AND IS DOING HIS BEST TO GET ME TO PUNCH HIM OUT.BOYS DONT GET ME WRONG I DONT GO AROUND LOOKING FOR FIGHTS I THINK THIS KIDS FATHER IS PUTTING HIS SON UP TO IT SO I WILL WHACK THE KID THEN THE OLD MAN HITS ME WITH A LAW SUIT.FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THE KID IS GOING OUT OF HIS WAY TO GIVE ME SH-T.I LIKE TO HAVE MY NEWSPAPER AROUND 6AM OR 6.30 I AM UP EARLY AND THE KID WAS DELIVERING EARLY UNTIL I TOLD HIM I LIKE TO GET THE PAPER EARLY NOW HE IS GOING OUT OF HIS WAY TO DELIVER MY PAPER AROUND 7.15.I WATCHED THIS LITTLE PUNK WALK RIGHT BY MY HOUSE THE OTHER DAY THEN COME BACK 45 MINUTES LATER AND FIRE MY PAPER IN THE BUSHES ON A WET MORNING.I PAY THE BOSTON GLOBE IN ADVANCE FOR THE SERVICE AND I TIP THE KID AT CHRISTMAS TIME SO WHATS THIS PUNKS PROBLEM.I NEVER LIKED THE KIDS FATHER HE WAS ALWAYS SHOOTING HIS MOUTH OFF WHEN HE WAS DRINKING NOW THAT HE IS SOBER EVERYTHING BOTHERS HIM.DO I HAVE THE RIGHT TO CALL THE BOSTON GLOBE AND HAVE THIS NIT WIT FIRED OR SHOULD I JUST COLD COCK THE KID THEN HIS FATHER.I THINK THESE 2 CLOWNS GO HOME AT NIGHT AND LAUGH ABOUT DRIVING ME NUTS.ITS BEEN RAINING HERE IN BOSTON THE LAST 3 DAYS AND EACH MORNING ALL THE NEIGHBORS GET THERE PAPERS WRAPPED IN PLASTIC NOT ME I GET A SOGGY PAPER I CANT EVEN READ.I MIGHT JUST PULL THE KIDS FATHER TO THE SIDE AND ASK HIM IF HE WANTS TO GO :nutkick

BOYS DONT GET ME WRONG I AM A FORMER PAPER BOY MYSELF I CAN STILL REMEMBER THE DAY MY MOTHER GOT ME FIRED.IN THE OLD DAYS YOU HAD TO DO YOUR OWN COLLECTING WELL I WENT OUT TO COLLECT THE MONEY AND THIS JEW LADY MRS. SHWARTZ WOULDNT PAY ME SO I WENT HOME AND TOLD MY PARENTS I AM SHORT MRS. SHWARTZ SAID SHE DIDNT GET HER PAPER AND WOULDNT PAY,WELL MY MOTHER GOT ON THE PHONE AND LAID INTO HER PRETTY GOOD AND CALLED HER A JEW BASTARD AND PAY THE KID HIS MONEY.WELL FELLAS THE NEXT DAY I WAS FIRED AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO LOOK AT J-WS THE SAME WAY SINCE.I'LL BET ALL THE OLD PAPER BOYS IN THIS FORUM HAD A STORY OR TWO ABOUT THERE EXPERIENCES.MAN I HAVE A MILLION OF THEM.

LETS HEAR SOME PAPER BOY NIGHTMARES FROM THE OLDTIMERS HERE AT MADJACKS.

 

[Clem D]

:142lmao: :142lmao: :lol2

 

[saint]

BTJs paperboy on the prowl

 

[saint]

Beantown Jim decides to take over the paper route himself

 

[beantownjim]

NO THIS IS A SERIOUS TOPIC I WAS BROUGHT UP TO RESPECT MY ELDERS THESE F-CKING PUNKS TODAY ARE WISE LITTLE BASTARDS.I DONT REALLY BLAME THE KIDS I BLAME THE GOD DAM PARENTS THESE FAKE YUPPIES WHO RUN AROUND SPOILING THE LITTLE FAGS.HOW DO I TEACH THIS PAPER BOY A LESSON IN LIFE WHEN HIS 17 YEAR OLD BROTHER IS DRIVING HIS FATHERS 50 THOUSAND DOLLAR BMW THE F-CKING KID LOOKS AT ME LIKE I AM A LOSER BECAUSE HE IS 17 YEARS OLD AND DRIVING AN EXPENSIVE CAR AND I AM DRIVING A SH-T BOX.KIDS TODAY DONT KNOW THE VALUE OF MONEY AND HARD WORK ITS UNBELIEVABLE WHERE THE F-CK ARE THE PARENTS.MOST OF THE PAPERBOYS THESE DAYS ARE GROWN MEN THE F-CKING PUNK KIDS TODAY DONT WAKE UP UNTIL 10 O'CLOCK UNLESS THERE GOING TO SCHOOL.MAN HALF THE KIDS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD NEED A GOOD KICK IN THE ARSE :nutkick THEY WOULDNT HAVE LASTED ONE DAY IN THE OLD NEIGHBORHOOD WHEN JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN AND I WERE GROWING UP ONE PUNCH AND THESE FAGS WOULD BE RUNNING HOME TO MOMMY.EVEN THE NAMES HAVE CHANGED IN MY DAY WE HAD (JIM,BUTCH,JACK,STEVE) NOW WE HAVE (ZACK,BEN,SAM,DILLON,) WHAT THE F-CK IS UP WITH THE FAG NAMES OF TODAY IF YOU HAD A NAME LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS A KID YOU GOT A BEATING AND DEMANDED YOUR PARENTS CHANGE YOUR NAME.MAN HOW THE TIMES HAVE CHANGED FAG NAMES PRODUCE FAG KIDS END OF STORY

 

[IntenseOperator]

I feel sorry for the Girl Scout's that will be around sooner or later.

 

[ELVIS]

ideas :

1. when they go on vacation - dump a shat load of weed & feed in his front yard preferably on a hot stretch . this should f' his yard real good.

2. shoot at his house with a bb rifle.

3. put shat in their mailbox.

4. just beat the f'n kid.

 

[Wilson]

Paper Boy -1800
Jimboy +1400

 

[cisco]

Jim...IT'S GO TIME!!!

:cursin:

 

[kigo]

I read somewhere that " young people think older people are ignorant wheras older people know that younger people are ignorant"

 

[ocelot]

Oh this is too great. Anyone remember that arcade game PaperBoy where you had to steer the bike and sling the papers while dodging drunk pimps, cars, dogs, etc.

Beantown, I think you should hide in some bushes somewhere along his route (not in your yard) with your bb gun and take pot shots at his nice ride.

In the old days when paperboys (paperpersons now) rode bikes you could tie some fishing line around a lamppost, hide in the bushes across the street from the lamppost with the other end of the line, keeping it running along the ground until you see the little newsie getting it down your street with one hand on his handlebars and then at the last second yank the line up about chest to neck high and watch the fun.

 

[Trossi3389]

 

[IntenseOperator]

In the old days when paperboys (paperpersons now) rode bikes you could tie some fishing line around a lamppost, hide in the bushes across the street from the lamppost with the other end of the line, keeping it running along the ground until you see the little newsie getting it down your street with one hand on his handlebars and then at the last second yank the line up about chest to neck high and watch the fun.

VICIOUS!!

but a video of a fat kid suddenly flipping onto his back may be worth it :142lmao: