I saw this ......

[barfly]

on another site and thought to myself, That's exactly the way my dog thinks......

1. If I like it it's mine
2. If it's in my mouth it's mine
3. If I can take it from you it's mine
4. If I had it a little while ago it's mine
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way ever
6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine
8. If I saw it first it's mine
9. If you are playing with something and put it down, it automatically becomes mine
10. If it's broken it's yours

 

[AR182]

It sounds like you are describing me.Have you been speaking to my wife?
BTW,my dog has taken over the house.She growls when I go near my wife.

 

[marine]

Unfortunately, that is pretty f*uckin true for dogs.
I have a one year old german shepard (a Dominant B!tch if you have ever seen one!) and recently picked up another lil puppy to keep her company... my F*^&&(*CKING GOD!
the house is littered with toys... some the older dog has shown no interest in EVER.. but as soon as that new puppy even sniffs it.. man oh man look out.

it's like watching two fat chicks fight over the last piece of cheesecake!

Hell, lately I have even gotten growled at when I went to sit on the couch... apparently that is the dog's favorite spot

 

[supadcy]

Ok, as your dog I want to state what can piss me off bigtime:
1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.
2. Blaming your farts on me... not funny.
3. Yelling at me for barking... I?M A FRIGGIN? DOG YOU IDIOT!!
4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn?t all over everything while you?re gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat?)
5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. (Exactly whose walk is this anyway?)
6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it.
7. Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet. Why?d you buy carpet?
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven?t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you?re just jealous.
10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed my fur?
11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you?re not home.
12. When you insist on picking up the piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?
13. Taking me to the vet for ?the big snip?, then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back there.
14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain
15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us?

 

[shats]

its a dogs life

its a dogs life

Supadcy, that was hilarious!