I Think I've Encapsulated Why I Don't Enjoy The NFL As Much Anymore

[johnnyonthespot]

Someday you will find yourself having to explain the end of an NFL game to someone, and it's going to sound like this:


Yeah, I know he made that kick but 2 seconds before he kicked it the other coach called a timeout so it doesn?t count. And then yeah he made that second kick but half a second before he kicked it that guy all the way on the left moved a nanosecond before everyone else so it doesn?t count. And then I know he missed that next kick but this guy on the other team pushed down on this other guy so he could jump higher and so it doesn?t count and he gets to try again ? but from closer. And then I know that last kick got blocked but after it passed that invisible line it hit that guy on the other team in the foot while he wasn?t looking so then the team that kicked it was able to pick it up and run it in for a touchdown. And that?s how we lost.

 

[jas4bama]

Mine is this,,


Yes son,,,,I know we are getting beat 42-0,but our guy just got a first down on a penalty and he feels the need to express how good he is by dancing ,,and pointing,and gyrating,and flipping,,on his first down run called by a penalty.:facepalm: And we cheer for him because if we don't it will hurt his feelings and we do not ever want anyone to get their feelings hurt.