I was arrested last night :(

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

I'm on my way home from work and I'm going around a corner.
I have the TCS off and I get into it just enough to make a
little noise. Nothing crazy, just some fun.
Half a block later, I look up in the mirror to see those "special"
lights coming up quick. SHAT!!! As I'm executing the pull over,
I'm wondering what is he going to get me for - exhibition of
acceleration or reckless driving? He gets, out comes up and without
saying anything, I hand him my license and insurance papers.
He starts back to his car and stops to look at either my tires or
rims, I'm not sure. So I'm sitting there, pissed and he finally
gets out and comes back and says "you realize one of your black
plastic caps off your lug nuts is missing?" I said no, but thanks
for telling me in the nicest tone I could muster. He says "Well,
t looks like I'm going to have to arrest you." My heart drops, panic
starts to set in, the anger swells. I scream "FOR WHAT?"
He says " For exposing your nuts in public."

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

If you happen to ever get stopped for suspicion of DWI and they tell you to walk the line,cock one eye at officer and emphatically reply "Not without a net" that will get you locked up also.

 

[Felonious Monk]

LMAO!

Good one you jerkoff.....you got me! :thefinger

I better go check my nuts right now before I take to the streets tonight.

 

[giantfandave]

a lady was pulled over by a state trooper one day, and after asking her for her credentials asked her if she knew why he was pulling her over, and she replied "to invite me to the state troopers ball" where the trooper responds "state troopers don't have balls". after realizing what he said, he just told her to drive safely and embarassingly walked back to his car.

 

[Blitz]

I was pulled over one night and the cop asked me to step out of the car... When we got to the sidewalk he asked me to walk a straight line and I thought he asked me if I wanted to do a line, so I pulled my stash out of my pocket and said sure .... Looking back that might not be the smartest thing I ever did...