Joke: I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the International Airport

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I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer.

I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"


He says "No, why the f**k would you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese?"


"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick."
 

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I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer.

I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"


He says "No, why the f**k would you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese?"


"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick."
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those sneaky fukers never tell if they know kung-fu or something so better sucker punch them first. if security or police comes around just tell them that he stole my beer and then tried some ninja shit on me.

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