If I had a nickel for every paycheck I've blown on marijuana and cheap hookers, I could spend a whole weekend doing nothing but...well, ya probably see where this is headed...don't ya?
If I had a nickel for every dollar I've tucked into a stripper's garter, I'd be a rich man today....
If I had a nickel for every time I've lost my train of thought, I'd be...well I'd be... Damn!!! Those can't POSSIBLY be real!!!!
If I had a nickel for every time I've heard someone say, "Drop the pitchfork and step away from the merry-go-round, or we'll be forced to shoot!!!" ...well, I'd be able to afford a new pitchfork!!!!
If I had a nickel for every time I took a shower. Well, it would be nice to have some small incentive.... (...thought I'd throw one in for you, Kosar.... Are you reading this??? ...I thought you didn't like useless threads??? Get the hell outta my thread, ya crazy bastid!!!! LOL)
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If I had a nickel for every dollar I've tucked into a stripper's garter, I'd be a rich man today....
If I had a nickel for every time I've lost my train of thought, I'd be...well I'd be... Damn!!! Those can't POSSIBLY be real!!!!
If I had a nickel for every time I've heard someone say, "Drop the pitchfork and step away from the merry-go-round, or we'll be forced to shoot!!!" ...well, I'd be able to afford a new pitchfork!!!!
If I had a nickel for every time I took a shower. Well, it would be nice to have some small incentive.... (...thought I'd throw one in for you, Kosar.... Are you reading this??? ...I thought you didn't like useless threads??? Get the hell outta my thread, ya crazy bastid!!!! LOL)
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