If the umps are watching me real close I just rub a little jalape?o juice up my nose

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<dd style="line-height: 19.1875px; margin-left: 1.6em; margin-bottom: 0.1em; margin-right: 0px; color: rgb(37, 37, 37); font-family: sans-serif;">Rick: What's that shit on your chest?</dd><dd style="line-height: 19.1875px; margin-left: 1.6em; margin-bottom: 0.1em; margin-right: 0px; color: rgb(37, 37, 37); font-family: sans-serif;">Eddie: [wipes his finger across his chest] Crisco, [Runs his hand through his hair] Bardol, [Wipes his finger on his hip] Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball. 'Course if the umps are watching me real close I just rub a little jalape?o juice up my nose, get it runnin', and if I need to load the ball up I just... [wipes his nose] ...wipe my nose.</dd><dd style="line-height: 19.1875px; margin-left: 1.6em; margin-bottom: 0.1em; margin-right: 0px; color: rgb(37, 37, 37); font-family: sans-serif;">Rick: You put snot on the ball?</dd><dd style="line-height: 19.1875px; margin-left: 1.6em; margin-bottom: 0.1em; margin-right: 0px; color: rgb(37, 37, 37); font-family: sans-serif;">Eddie: I haven't got an arm like yours; I have to put anything on it I can find. Someday you will too.</dd>
 
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Cheating in sports ? Players ? Refs ? Umpires ?

No fucking way it happens...
 
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If in fact he WAS using a substance. He should be automatically suspended for the rest of the WS.
 
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There is no doubt he is caught ! He absolutely was doctoring the baseball. However, the way the Cards played, this was fairly inconsequential. The biggie coming up will be his next start! Can he pitch without this crutch? How mentally is this going to affect him. The vine video of him cheating is everywhere. This is going to be a big story, for sure, in his next start. Of course, if this is a a repeat of 2004-it will be a moot point!
 
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