If you had a choice,

[fatdaddycool]

between the wife and you getting a divorce and a 21' Bass Boat, which would it be. This may seem a bit shallow to some but this is exactly the dilemna I face right now. Wife split. If I let her go after ten years I am sad but can buy the new boat I want. I have a boat now but it is old and outdated. But so is the spouse. So what do you think?

 

[Palmetto Pimp]

lol why did she leave??

 

[buddy]

For starters, can the boat cook, wash clothes and clean house?

 

[BahamaMama]

lol why did she leave??

probably cuz he scored a 118 on the alcohol test

either that, or cuz he thinks she's outdated

 

[fatdaddycool]

BM,
ROTFLMFAO......we have a winner!!!!

Buddy,
No but neither could she, very attractive though...and I think she had O.C.D. because she had to have the shoes all facing the same way in the closet and such

 

[Felonious Monk]

This is easy.

After the obligiatory make-up anal followed by an open-mouth facial, everything will be peaches again.

Seriously, there is only one thing to do, direct her to MadJack's site and show her what kind of sick fuhks Bluemound and dogface are.

The rest will take care of itself.

Good luck my friend!

 

[LARGE]

What color is the boat? Does it have a live well? What size motor? Be sure to get your tackle out of the house first. And by all means don't forget the cooler. There will be other women, but this may be your last boat.

 

[WHY ASK WHY?]

This is a tough one and I wish you good luck with it.

BTW...... What are you going to do with your old boat?

WHY?

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Fat! Take it from me. I am a sihk Fuhk! I told mine to hit the Damn Road and not to look back! Buy that damn Boat and Get yo a new Piece! My god life is too damn short to be miserable. I was only married 10 months but I was miserable for 9.5 of them! Just ask Monk! He's got a couple of my wedding pics! I was a Sad man!

Get out.....Take your losses and Live......live to fight another day! And yes I'm ready to go fishing so get me that first class ticket monk was talking about and I'll bring my rattle trap! And after we catch a boatload of fish we can go Tuna Fishing!

 

[Juice]

What happened, did she find out about the neighbour's cat?

 

[fatdaddycool]

I will probably sell the old boat after I get the new one. Why? Because I need more room, deck space and storage space. Also need more speed can only do 60 mph or so give or take.

Freak, Thank you for the kind words of advice. The ticket your referencing works like this; well actually get my e-mail or messenger from monk or jack and I will tell you about it.
fdc

 

[Blitz]

I know if I split with my wife I sure as hell couldn't afford no damn boat with all the alimony and child support I'd be paying!!