if you were neighbors with Ozzy.....

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would you f*ck with them? I just saw previews for the next episode of the Ozzbournes and it looks like they have a problem with the nextdoor neighbors
now lets say I wasn't a huge Ozzy fan (which I am), no way would I mess with them. He doesn't care what the hell happens, I saw him throw a piece of a log over the fence and then you hear glass breaking
 

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I'd be more worthless than I am now! Never do anything but hang out and pester him to Jam or go to a Teet Bar! Something besides go to work and be normal!
 

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How many people don't know who Ozzie is? If I were his neighbor and didn't know who he was, I would quickly do some research. Then I would promptly move the hell away from him.

I think the show is great though. When I first saw that this show was comming on, I couldn't think of a format that was more ridiculous. After watching the first two shows, I'm convinced that there are maybe only 3 or 4 shows that may be funnier, if that. Ozzie is on something, or has a disease of some sort. He has a completely blank look, and can't turn his head around to look, his whole body moves around. The kids were obviously "raised" on the premise that kids should just be kids, and don't need anything superficial in their lives such as "rules". The dogs are the same way. Did you here that knucklehead's excuse for Lola pissing and shitting everywhere? "She's only a puppy, she's just a year old." Does this moron think that at some magical age, the dog just knows to go outside? Idiots. It's like a clinic on how not to raise kids.

One of the funniest moments: Ozzie in the dressing room for the Tonight Show. He had this flimsy shirt on. A string was hanging. He was nuts over this string. It was a total "Spinal Tap" moment.
 

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havent seen it,

havent seen it,

but heard everyone talking about it....well not everyone as I don't know alot of people in ...China, let's say or Madagascar, but my neighbor did say it was good. When does it come on? In CST ?
 

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I actually know quite a few people in Madagascar........they love it. there's a couple of chaps in Mozambique I know.....they said they just don't get it. As for me, I haven't missed it yet. It's lot like I would have imagined.
 

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I have a feeling that chronic blank stare is a result of all his heavy drug and alcohol use and the resulting brain damage. Unfortunately, I've seen that before in people with similar histories....well not rock stars and all but you get the idea.
 

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Re: havent seen it,

Re: havent seen it,

fatdaddycool said:
but heard everyone talking about it....well not everyone as I don't know alot of people in ...China, let's say or Madagascar, but my neighbor did say it was good. When does it come on? In CST ?

just curious, is that the same neighbor who killed the cat...
 

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freakin' show is hilarious! the son reminds me of "Pat" on Saturday Night Live. i do think if they had captioning on the bottom of the screen when Ozzy opened his mouth would make the show much much better. i can't understand a word he says! can't wait to see the next episode where I believe Ozzy throws something through his neighbor's window. how his ole lady put up with all that shit over the years is beyond me. the viagra bit on the last episode was funny as hell. i can't believe i missed the first few episodes, but I honestly thought it would be one of the dumbest shows on television.
 

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Blitz,

Blitz,

Excellent observation my friend. Yes it was the one and the same neighbor. Why? Do you think that there may be some type of cryptic connection that is drawing him to the show? Hmmmmmm.

fdc
 
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