If you were stranded on a mountaintop

[fatdaddycool]

with Mama Cass, Christopher Reeves, Sammy Davis Jr., Mao Tse Tung, Ghandi, Nell Carter, John Gooodman, and Lou Ferrigno.....who would you eat first once starvation set in?

Keep in mind there is a correct answer...at least I think so...being you can't live on snow and feces forever....ugh! Eagerly awaiting your replies

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

I DO NOT PARTCIPATE IN CANNIBALISM

 

[Cartman88]

Geez this would have been much more fun if you were stranded on a mountaintop with ......

Britney Spears
Pamela Anderson
Anna Kournikova
Martina Hingis
Sarah from Survivor 4
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Nicole Kidman
Jennifer Lopez

 

[KotysDad]

Fatdaddy....dont keep me in suspense too much longer. This is the strangest question I have ever heard and I am curious to know what kind of logic is behind the answer.

As far as Cartman's list, give me Nicole Kidman and the sherpas can fight over the rest.

 

[fletcher]

it would have to be cass or carter because fat keeps in the bodies heat and engery of a long time when matab is slowed down,thats why the eskimo's will eat whale blubber in the cold long winter months,strange but true.

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

FDC,

what is the answer????

 

[Felonious Monk]

what fletch said.

 

[PLISKIN615]

I'd start with big old Nell and pray I die before her bones were cleaned( perhaps a year later).......Maybe a bite of Mama though. I must cofess that if I were daydreaming about such things my list would be all hotties and Abe Vigoda

 

[ferdville]

Agree, would start with Nell. Would want to keep Cass around simply for sex - I mean, she's the obvious choice of those remaining. None of the others would seem to suitable for eating as most thin or muscular. Tough choices I wouldn't want to deal with.

 

[Tito]

Let's see..............You want me to eat Mama Cass..........Wow. What a graphic that is...................

 

[fatdaddycool]

actually

actually

the correct answer is Christopher Reeves, as inactivity has atrophied old existent muscle and basically "marbled the meat with new strands of fat" thereby increasing tenderness and taste. It is the same basic process used to raise and process veal. Plus if any were still alive he would be the easiest to bring down ....Wow that was wrong..sorry...lol...fdc

 

[fatdaddycool]

btw

btw

did anyone get it right,

whos hungry?