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I don't think you appreciate the gut reaction people have to these things, It's all psychological. You yell 'Barracuda,' everybody says 'Huh? What?'

You yell 'Shark,'........we've got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.
 

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I’m familiar with the fact that you’re going to ignore this problem until it swims up and bites you on the ass!
 

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I hate spinner sharks! All they do is screw up surf fishing by eating your catch and breaking fishing lines. If allowed, I would take a rifle to the beach and shoot everyone of those bastards…..:lol:
 

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I’m familiar with the fact that you’re going to ignore this problem until it swims up and bites you on the ass!


On average there are only 70 shark attacks every year in the entire world. Of those 70 attacks, only around 4 ever prove to be fatal




In 2020.................

- 709 people worldwide were killed by toasters

- Space heaters killed 474 people worldwide

- In the USA, 26 people were killed by Household Furniture

- 77 deaths in the United States via Lawnmowers.
 

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On average there are only 70 shark attacks every year in the entire world. Of those 70 attacks, only around 4 ever prove to be fatal




In 2020.................

- 709 people worldwide were killed by toasters

- Space heaters killed 474 people worldwide

- In the USA, 26 people were killed by Household Furniture

- 77 deaths in the United States via Lawnmowers.

How many were black?

Asking for some racists.
 

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I like toast :shrug:
 

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How likely are you to die from a toaster?
In fact, 700 people worldwide are killed every year by toasters. The United States alone has 300 toaster-related deaths. Most of the deaths are the result of electrical shock from sticking a knife into the slots to remove jammed toast. That is 175 times more deaths from toasters than from shark attacks.
 

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Clothes dryers13,7238,717
Microwave ovens2,3081,705
Refrigerators1,5141,514
Toasters and toaster ovens1,335902

Fires
 

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Clothes dryers kill lots of people.....ya gotta clear out that lint, if not.....look out:scared




And oh yeah....toothpicks kill more people than Sharks do, yes that's right..............toothpicks:SIB
 

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If you die from Household Furniture, well.......you suck:mj07:
 

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Eveeeeeeeeerthinnnnnnnnngg is a big fuckin joke.

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As long as you don't jump in wearing your Ravens gear looking like a seal you should be fine.
 
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