Immigration Test

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Mujibar was trying to get into America legally through Immigration.



The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter America."



Mujibar said, "I am ready now sir for taking your testing."



The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."



Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."



The Officer said, "Go ahead."



Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'yellow, this is Mujibar.'"



Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you, and works at Microsoft on the Help Desk.
 

kosar

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Bush's immigration test:

Do you have a pulse? ____yes ____no

Can you sign your name? ____yes _____no

Welcome to America!
 

Penguinfan

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kosar said:
Bush's immigration test:

Do you have a pulse? ____yes ____no

Can you sign your name? ____yes _____no

Welcome to America!


How ironic since he probably can't pass part two right now.

With any luck at all he won't be able to pass part one soon.
 
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