Inside info on Warner's Injury

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Sources close to the Rams say that Kurt Warner aggrivated his is rib cage injury and back spasms early Saturday morning when he rolled over in bed and saw his wifes face without makeup. The freak incident occurred when Kurt instinctively jumped out of the bed at the horrifying site. Mike Martz when asked for comment had this to offer: " You can only prepare your guys for the stuff that happens on the field. We'll have to put in a max protect for kurt, to circumvent the Eagle Blitz and that ugly Bitch"


Sorry In advance to the Mrs Warner supporters. I just had to stir the pot again.
Three unit play Eagles +11
Can anyone say backdoor cover?;)
 
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you know, maybe he loves her. maybe she cooks good. dosen't cheat on him. is a good mother. and come on. she isn't that bad looking. looks like she desses very good and keeps trim. i think its bad to dog another mans wife like this. i don't think too many of you would say this to him in person. no. let me state that a little different. none of you would.:nono:
 
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SMOKE JENSEN said:
you know, maybe he loves her. maybe she cooks good. dosen't cheat on him. is a good mother. and come on. she isn't that bad looking. looks like she desses very good and keeps trim. i think its bad to dog another mans wife like this. i don't think too many of you would say this to him in person. no. let me state that a little different. none of you would.:nono:
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exactly.......she definitely isn't a beauty queen, but you got to give a lot of respect to Kurt because he could have any woman he wanted but stuck by her and didn't let fame change who he was.........do not see that much in sports today.......
 
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Just trying to lighten the mood in here a little. No wonder people are always at each other's throats in here. Why do people let things bother them so easily. This was lighthearted humor. If you don't find it funny, I apologize. Don't take yourselves so seriously. You could give yourself a stroke.:nono:
 
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personal attacks on anyone dont lighten the mood.

lets get to cappin ...

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ANSWER-......a giant ape.........the great wall of china............mrs warner`s hairdo.....................QUESTION-name something "kong"......something "long".......and something"very wrong".
 
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Weasel I just work overnights here At AT&T and if nothing is broken I have to much time on my hands. As for personal attacks not lightening the mood, sorry, but it worked for me!! Some times the pot works better when stirred. I will also say if you don't like the topic don't reply.
 
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read my post again.not an attack on you.thank god some have a sense of humor in here(surprised you didn`t get my post).keep stirring the pot..:shrug:
 
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feeling like a smacked ass tonight

feeling like a smacked ass tonight

a story-a man decides to get a face lift for his birthday and is feeling really good about the result..on his way home he stops at a newstand and before leaving asks the sales clerk"i hope you don`t mind,but,how old do i look to you?" the sales clerk responds"about 35"......"i`m actually 47" the man responds happily....a little later the man stops at a MCDONALD`S and asks the order taker the same question to which the reply is ,"i`d guess you`re 29"...."nope,i`m 47" says the man triumphantly........later,while standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question."i`m 85 years old and my eyesight`s not so good,but when i was young there was a surefire way to tell a man`s age" the old woman responded...."if i put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes,i will be able to tell your age exactly".as there was no one else around,the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants.10 minutes later the old lady says"you are exactly 47"......stunned,the man says"that was brilliant,how did you do that?"the old lady replies,"i was behind you at the MCDONALD`S".
 
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sorry SMASHMOUTH,
i didn't mean to start trouble with you. just when i read the subject of your thread, i thought you really had heard some info on warners injury. it just hit me wrong. i know how angry i would get if somebody was attacking my wife. realize after thinking about it i should mind my own buisness. after all it was your thread. never want to start trouble here. just want to learn to be a better capper. goodluck to you and may your bankroll swell.

SMOKE:D
 
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