Interesting Sports Quotes - Humorous

JOSHNAUDI

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Here are some comments made by sports commentators that I'm sure >they would like to take back.

> >1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: >"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

> >2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

> >3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."

> >4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

> >5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."

> >6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

> >7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

> >8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew."

> >9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

> >10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them, oh my God, what have I just said?"
 

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a few of my favorites...

a few of my favorites...

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
-Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece

"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious."
-Charles Shackleford of the NCSU basketball team

and can't forget Yogi's classics

"It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much."

"Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded."

" I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head."

"This is like deja vu all over again."
 
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