***Investiment performance*** EVERYONE SHOULD READ THIS

Hailmary

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If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the
stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for
the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle.

PEACE, HAIL:D
 

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:drinky: :toast: GOOD ONE. I SWITCHED TO BUD IN A BOTTLE ABOUT A YEAR AGO SWITCING BACK TO THE SUITCASES TOMARROW.
 

Hailmary

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Mine wasn't to happy either! lol
Here was his reply back to me:

I like it! I would go with Michlob though!

My advisor is pretty cool and now I need to e-mail him and let him know I got layed off yesterday. I wonder what he will advise me to do now? I wonder if I will have to ask him for an allowance until I get another job? As Widespread Panic states: Aint life grand!
 
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