I just had this e-mailed to me and thought it was quite good ......
IRRITATIONS IN LIFE
When people say "it's always the last place you look?. Of course it f*cken is. No point looking after you found it.
When people say ?you just want to have your cake and eat it too?. F*cken right I do !!!! What good is a cake if you can?t eat it.
When people claim something is "new and improved". Well what the f*ck is it ?? If it is new then there has never been anything before. If it is improved then there must have been something before it.
When people say "Life is short". What the f*ck ?? Life has to be longest damn thing anyone ever does. What can you do that takes longer than life ??
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet". Do you think I would still be f*cken standing here if the bus had already been ??
When people say to you while watching a film "Did you see that". No you f*cken idiot I paid $10 to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cken floor.
When people say "Can I ask you a question". Don?t leave me much f*cken choice on that one !!!!
When people point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy. Where the f*ck is yours ?? Do you see me pointing at my dick if I need to go for f*cken piss.
And the final one which I am guilty of nearly every day:
When people search the entire house for the remote control because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
IRRITATIONS IN LIFE
When people say "it's always the last place you look?. Of course it f*cken is. No point looking after you found it.
When people say ?you just want to have your cake and eat it too?. F*cken right I do !!!! What good is a cake if you can?t eat it.
When people claim something is "new and improved". Well what the f*ck is it ?? If it is new then there has never been anything before. If it is improved then there must have been something before it.
When people say "Life is short". What the f*ck ?? Life has to be longest damn thing anyone ever does. What can you do that takes longer than life ??
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet". Do you think I would still be f*cken standing here if the bus had already been ??
When people say to you while watching a film "Did you see that". No you f*cken idiot I paid $10 to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cken floor.
When people say "Can I ask you a question". Don?t leave me much f*cken choice on that one !!!!
When people point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy. Where the f*ck is yours ?? Do you see me pointing at my dick if I need to go for f*cken piss.
And the final one which I am guilty of nearly every day:
When people search the entire house for the remote control because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
