that there is some discussion and debate on who or what will be Monks new adversary. Since there were multiple applications yet few qualifiers, based on lack of any semblance of intelligence or razor tongued eloguence. I, acting as Felonious Monks personal advisor, have decided to lower the bar so to speak. Hence, from now on all that will be required to consistenly remain on board with the program applicants need only show an affinity for words and phrases such as...You're a moron, I will kick your ass, You are a dumb Tecksun(note spelling), I am a lawyer. Also all applicants must prove that they can refrain from biting and chewing their toenails, reasonably control their bowels, and have a clear understanding that because you are inferior to the likes of Bluemound, Monk, and Myself you will routinely be harangued with epithets of little meaning to yourself but of of clear insult and degradation of you and your actions. Look at us as a force, or a Cosa Nostra if you will. Much like the superiors you had at the orphanages you were raised in. From this day forward, as I stated before, all past, present and future applicants will be re-submitted to be placed in the program immediately. Once in the program, you will be taking an entrance exam of sorts. This is simply to see when and how often we can look forward to you saying something stupid, or meaningless. Voluntarily leaving the program will take any combination of two of the following:
a letter from mommy
REAL tears
certifiable proof that you can outwit a laboratory ferret.
walk by a monkey cage without pointing, smiling, clapping your hands, saying whhheee, and then masturbating along with the rest of the Simians.
must be able to have at least one female without any birth defects sign an affadavit that she believes you to be a man.
any and all of the above requirements must be performed under supervision of the Board of Directors.
Good luck losers hope to hear from you soon
:moon: :moon:
a letter from mommy
REAL tears
certifiable proof that you can outwit a laboratory ferret.
walk by a monkey cage without pointing, smiling, clapping your hands, saying whhheee, and then masturbating along with the rest of the Simians.
must be able to have at least one female without any birth defects sign an affadavit that she believes you to be a man.
any and all of the above requirements must be performed under supervision of the Board of Directors.
Good luck losers hope to hear from you soon
:moon: :moon:
