I got zero <hic> time for contemplation of the non-gamblin? variety, so I went to the archives, ya savvy? For entertainment purposes only, ?natch.
Gleaned from the Unholycow files: Stardate 1016-00
Today, I thought I?d lay summa my favorite movie quotes onya. My favorite ?redneck? movie quotes, that is. By the way, if anyayuz happen to ?be? a redneck, please, take no offense. It?s just some more of that stupid ?northern? humor. Know what I mean, Vern?
Redneck movie quote number one: ?Play it again, Garth.
Buff +9 @ Jax 38?
I use two setsa power numbers, because they?ve been good to me and because they come from immensely differing slants. Anyway, one of ?em loves the Jagoffs and the other is equally enamored with the Buff. So screw the Cow Pow digits, ya see what I?m sayin??
?Houston, we have a possum.?
Never mind alla that, I brung more than just bogus numbers to the party, Cletus. Now pass me the freakin' jug, huh?
Hey! It?s time for, you guessed it . . . a quote from a redneck movie: ?You had me at ?Sooooey!??
Basically what I got is angular support for the underdog, fellas. So If?n yuz don?t like angles get on up out here, ya follow? Scram!
?Are you crying? There?s no crying in NASCAR!
Both teams come offa their bye week and I got statistical trends what say the Chalk oughtta suck and the dog oughtta bark.
Christ! Look at the time! Sorry ?bout the lateness of my report fellas, but to tell yuz the . . . oh, that reminds me . . .
?You want a tooth? You can?t handle a tooth!?
Besta luck! You all come back now, ya hear?
Due to the extreme lateness of this report the aformentioned selection will not be counted in any seasonal or weekly totals. I don't care how much it wins by!"
[This message has been edited by Cow (edited 10-18-2001).]
Gleaned from the Unholycow files: Stardate 1016-00
Today, I thought I?d lay summa my favorite movie quotes onya. My favorite ?redneck? movie quotes, that is. By the way, if anyayuz happen to ?be? a redneck, please, take no offense. It?s just some more of that stupid ?northern? humor. Know what I mean, Vern?
Redneck movie quote number one: ?Play it again, Garth.
Buff +9 @ Jax 38?
I use two setsa power numbers, because they?ve been good to me and because they come from immensely differing slants. Anyway, one of ?em loves the Jagoffs and the other is equally enamored with the Buff. So screw the Cow Pow digits, ya see what I?m sayin??
?Houston, we have a possum.?
Never mind alla that, I brung more than just bogus numbers to the party, Cletus. Now pass me the freakin' jug, huh?
Hey! It?s time for, you guessed it . . . a quote from a redneck movie: ?You had me at ?Sooooey!??
Basically what I got is angular support for the underdog, fellas. So If?n yuz don?t like angles get on up out here, ya follow? Scram!
?Are you crying? There?s no crying in NASCAR!
Both teams come offa their bye week and I got statistical trends what say the Chalk oughtta suck and the dog oughtta bark.
Christ! Look at the time! Sorry ?bout the lateness of my report fellas, but to tell yuz the . . . oh, that reminds me . . .
?You want a tooth? You can?t handle a tooth!?
Besta luck! You all come back now, ya hear?
Due to the extreme lateness of this report the aformentioned selection will not be counted in any seasonal or weekly totals. I don't care how much it wins by!"
[This message has been edited by Cow (edited 10-18-2001).]
