Your last name never changes.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans seem to take care of themselves.
You can be president and still wipe your ass with your left hand.
Car machanics tell you the truth and then you get out your wallet.
You dont give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
The world is yours to pee.
You never have to drive to another gas station because that one is just too icky.
Same work, more pay.
Wedding dress $5,000.00 Tuxedo rental $250.00
People never stare at your balls when your talking to them.
The occasional fart is almost an expected occurance.
A week's vacation requires only your old leather satchal.
You can open all your own jars with your teeth.
You can kill your own meat if you choose to.
If someone forgets to invite you to some affair, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three pack.
If you are 34 and single no one gives a good god damn.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride on the passenger side without having a coronary.
Three pairs of shoes in your closet, you are good to go.
You dont have to clean your bathrooms if the maid is coming.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without thinking " He must be mad at me"
You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a gift.
You are not expected to know more than five colors tops.
You can do all your yearly shopping in a hour at the mall.
Its a man's world.
Scott-Atlanta
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans seem to take care of themselves.
You can be president and still wipe your ass with your left hand.
Car machanics tell you the truth and then you get out your wallet.
You dont give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
The world is yours to pee.
You never have to drive to another gas station because that one is just too icky.
Same work, more pay.
Wedding dress $5,000.00 Tuxedo rental $250.00
People never stare at your balls when your talking to them.
The occasional fart is almost an expected occurance.
A week's vacation requires only your old leather satchal.
You can open all your own jars with your teeth.
You can kill your own meat if you choose to.
If someone forgets to invite you to some affair, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three pack.
If you are 34 and single no one gives a good god damn.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride on the passenger side without having a coronary.
Three pairs of shoes in your closet, you are good to go.
You dont have to clean your bathrooms if the maid is coming.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without thinking " He must be mad at me"
You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a gift.
You are not expected to know more than five colors tops.
You can do all your yearly shopping in a hour at the mall.
Its a man's world.
Scott-Atlanta
