(ITS EVEN FUNNIER THE 2ND TIME AROUND

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BOYS I HAVE TO TELL YOU I KNOW SOME OF THE FUNNIEST GUYS IN THE WORLD.TONIGHT WE WERE SITTING AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB ENJOYING A COUPLE OF COLD BEVERAGES WHEN MY GOOD BUDDY JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN SUGGESTS WE HAVE A LITTLE FUN.I AM TELLING YOU I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE:mj07: FOR THE 2ND TIME IN A MONTH JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN CALLS THE BOSTON CAB COMPANY AND ASK'S FOR A CAB AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB.THE FIRST CAB THAT CAME BY WAS AN OLD WHITE GUY SO ONE OF THE OLDTIMERS TOOK IT HOME.THEN JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN CALLS AGAIN FOR ANOTHER CAB HOPING TO SEE ONE OF THOSE DUMB HAITIAN CAB DRIVERS.

FELLAS GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT :142smilie REMEMBER ITS A ******** CAB DRIVER COMING TO GET A FARE AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB OH MAN I STILL CANT STOP LAUGHING AND THIS HAPPENED AN HOUR AGO.

COME ON FELLAS GUESS WHAT JOHNNY KNOCKDOWNS PLAN WAS I CANT BELIEVE HOW FUNNY IT WAS
 
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I CANT WAIT I HAVE TO SHARE THE STORY.BOYS THIS IS A CLASSIC JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN CALLS THE BOSTON CAB COMPANY WE ALL KNOW THAT 85% OF ALL THERE DRIVERS ARE NI-ERIANS OR HAITIANS WELL ANYWAY HERE IS THE PLAN.

JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN CALLS FOR A CAB AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB WICH HAPPENS ALL THE TIME SO THE CABS ARE NOT STRANGERS TO THE CLUB.WELL THE DRIVER SHOWS UP JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN GIVES US THE THUMBS UP WICH MEANS THAT ITS A HAITIAN CAB DRIVER SO 4 OF US GO UP TO THE 2ND FLOOR AND FILL TWO 5 GALLON JOINT COMPOUND BUCKETS THAT THE CLUB USES FOR ICE AND WE FILL THEM WITH ICE COLD WATER.BOYS AFTER ABOUT 3 MINUTES OF HONKING HIS HORN IN FRONT OF THE CLUB THE DRIVER FINALLY COMES TO THE FRONT DOOR AND NOCKS AND ASKS JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN IF ANYBODY CALLED FOR A CAB.BOYS WE CAN HEAR EVEYTHING FROM THE 2ND FLOOR WINDOW SO JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN SAYS NOBODY HERE CALLED FOR A CAB SORRY.AND YOU GUESSED IT BOYS AS SOON AS THE F-CKING NI-ERIAN IS LEAVING WE DUMP THE TWO BUCKETS OF WATER RIGHT ON TOP OF THE F-CKING GUY HE WAS F-CKING SOAKED:mj07: MAN HE GOT SO F-CKING MAD WE COULD HEAR HIM YELLING AND SCREAMING.OH MAN IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN AND THIS IS THE 2ND TIME IN A MONTH WE HAVE DONE IT.COULD YOU IMAGINE THE F-CKING HAITIAN GOING BACK TO HIS CAB SOAKING WET I AM TELLING YOU FELLAS THIS WAS ONE OF THE BEST NIGHTS OF MY LIFE WE LAUGHED LIKE HELL OVER ANOTHER BEER.WHAT DOES A CAB DRIVER DO AFTER HE IS SOAKING WET I SUPPOSE HE HAD TO GO HOME AND CHANGE HIS WIFE MUST HAVE LAUGHED WHEN HE WALKS IN THE HOUSE.THERE WAS AN OFF DUTY BOSTON COP HAVING A BEER DOWNSTAIRS AND HE SAID A COMPLAINT WAS CALLED IN AT 8.49 AND EVEN THE DISPATCHER HAD TO LAUGH.I DONT THINK WE CAN DO THIS AGAIN FOR A WHILE BUT IT SURE WAS FUNNY AS HELL WHILE IT LASTED:mj07:
 
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Proud of that aren't you Jim?

This thread's got "JOHNNY LOCKDOWN" written all over it.

You're pathetic!


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Tell the truth Jim............

Tell the truth Jim............

I dumped the buckets of Dirty Ice Cold Water to the stupid mick that was making out with his boyfriend in front of the club:mj07: :scared That would be you:scared

:s8: I hope you and your "friend" had fun in the tub when you got home:142hump: :kiss:

pillow biter Jimbo.........
 
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You find that funny....and you're how old ? Fvck you must be joking. As I told my kids "stupid people are dangerous"....It would be real funny if someone came back :bigun: I wasn't going to comment but I couldn't let this stupity pass without saying something.
 
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I dumped the buckets of Dirty Ice Cold Water to the stupid mick that was making out with his boyfriend in front of the club:mj07: :scared That would be you:scared

:s8: I hope you and your "friend" had fun in the tub when you got home:142hump: :kiss:

pillow biter Jimbo.........
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It's pretty obvious from the pillow biter reference that this screen name is none other than the resident jackass of the Net, Mr Jon "jonnykman" Kneifl

kneifl- always sleep with your head above the covers- that way BTJ can use your face as a squirrel deterrent
 
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BOYS I AM 46 YEARS OLD MAYBE I AM YOUNG AT HEART BUT I THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY AS HELL.JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN STARTED THIS BECAUSE HE GOT IN AN ARGUMENT WITH A HAITIAN BOSTON CAB DRIVER OVER A FENDER BENDER AND NOW IT HAS CARRIED OVER TO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB.I DONT KNOW WHY I DONT THINK ITS CHILDISH I JUST THINK ITS FUNNY.THE LOOK ON THE CAB DRIVERS FACE WHEN THE WATER HIT HIM WAS PRICELESS.AH F-CK YOU GUYS YOU DONT HAVE ANY SENSE OF HUMOR:nono:

HEY KNEIFL SOME OF THE LOCAL KIDS ARE BOTHERING ME HOW MUCH WOULD YOU CHARGE ME TO SIT ON MY PORCH AND SCARE THEM OFF:scared
 
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beantownjim said:
BOYS I AM 46 YEARS OLD MAYBE I AM YOUNG AT HEART BUT I THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY AS HELL.JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN STARTED THIS BECAUSE HE GOT IN AN ARGUMENT WITH A HAITIAN BOSTON CAB DRIVER OVER A FENDER BENDER AND NOW IT HAS CARRIED OVER TO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB.I DONT KNOW WHY I DONT THINK ITS CHILDISH I JUST THINK ITS FUNNY.THE LOOK ON THE CAB DRIVERS FACE WHEN THE WATER HIT HIM WAS PRICELESS.AH F-CK YOU GUYS YOU DONT HAVE ANY SENSE OF HUMOR:nono:

HEY KNEIFL SOME OF THE LOCAL KIDS ARE BOTHERING ME HOW MUCH WOULD YOU CHARGE ME TO SIT ON MY PORCH AND SCARE THEM OFF:scared
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