It's just not adding up, anymore!!!

[muzyk]

If you are driving down the river in your canoe and it gets four flat tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse?
I came up with NONE due to the fact that ice cream has no bones!

 

[Gatorbait]

welcome muzyk!...1st time I've had a chance to read one of your posts....and a fine one indeed

...you should fit right in with us group of degenerates

 

[aldabra]

My dog tells me it takes 843 silver dollar
pancakes to cover the average dog house..
she would gladly trade the pancake house
for a rare 18 oz t-bone...she traded her
canoe for a frizbee...come to think of it,
it had 5 flat tires incuding the spare!
The frizbee,not the canoe!