(JACK DO ME A FAVOR)

[beantownjim]

HEY JACK YOU KNOW I DONT GO AROUND LOOKING FOR GIFTS AND FREE CONTEST'S I AM A GAMBLER WHO LIKES TO PLAY.JACK YESTERDAY I SENT 800 BUCKS TO BET JAMAICA NOW THIS IS BETWEEN YOU AND ME JACK.I KNOW YOU HAVE A LOT OF CONNECTIONS AT BET JAMAICA NO JACK I AM NOT LOOKING FOR BONUS OR TEE SHIRTS I AM LOOKING TO GET A PHONE NUMBER.JACK YESTERDAY I WAS TALKING TO A SEXY LADY NAMED MARGARET I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING JACK HOW THE F-CK COULD A GIRL NAMED MARGARET BE SEXY SHE IS PROBABLY A GRANDMOTHER.WELL JACK I TOLD MARGARET I WAS YOUR BROTHER I HOPE YOU DONT MIND,BUT SHE WOULDNT GIVE ME THE TIME OF DAY UNTIL I TOLD HER YOU AND I WERE RELATED THEN SHE PRACTICALLY ASKED ME OUT.JACK I WOULDNT MIND DOUBLE DATING I ALSO TOLD HER I WAS A FRENCHMAN LETS FACE IT JIM IS A NICE NAME BUT CHICKS LOVE THE NAME (JACQUE) JACK I KNOW IT WILL TAKE SOMETIME TO GET USED TO CALLING ME JACQUE INSTEAD OF JIM BUT I REALLY THINK IF YOU GO TO BAT FOR ME I CAN GET A DATE WITH THE SEXY MARGERAT FROM COSTA RICA.JACK TODAY I WANT YOU TO CALL BET JAMAICA AND TELL THE OWNER YOUR BROTHER BEANTOWNJIM I MEAN BEANTOWNJACQUE WANTS TO DATE HIS CUSTOMER SERVICE REP MARGARET.JACK IF YOU CAN PULL THIS OFF WE WONT GO DUTCH I WILL PICK UP THE TAB.SO JACK IF YOU TAKE CARE OF BROTHER JIM AND HOOK ME UP I WILL FLY DOWN A COUPLE OF NICE 2 1/2 POUND LOBSTERS FROM MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT WWW.LEGALSEAFOODS.COM JACK I AM SERIOUS THIS MARGARET HAS A SEXY VOICE AND I REALLY THINK SHE WILL DATE ME AS LONG AS I AM YOUR BROTHER THANKS BRO,BEANTOWNJACQUE

ALWAYS SLEEP WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS THIS WAY YOU WONT BE TEMPTED TO TOUCH YOUR WEINER :brows:

 

[RAYMOND]

lol lol lol

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

Jim, or should I say Jacques?

Just tell her that your name is Jacques Rousseau (sp?) and that you love diving...you might want to mention MUFFIN diving..she'll be sold!

 

[freelancc]

CHICKS LOVE THE NAME (JACQUE) JACK I KNOW IT WILL TAKE SOMETIME TO GET USED TO CALLING ME JACQUE INSTEAD OF JIM

:scared :scared


is Beanie officially coming "out of the closet" :142lmao:


:scared :scared

 

[White Shadow]

IF YOUR DAUGHTER WERE TO BRING HOME A MAN WITH THE NAME OF JIM, JACK OR JACQUE WHO WOULDN'T YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS??

 

[UThinkImCrazy]

she may be only 16 :scared

 

[beantownjim]

WHITS SHADOW THAT WAS A GOOD ONE :142lmao: HOW THE F-CK CAN I TALK TO HER NOW I WENT BELLY UP ON 2 BETS JESUS CHRIST I JUST CANT WIN AT BET JAMAICA THE ONLY SPORTSBOOK WHERE I HAVE HAD ANY LUCK AT ALL IS WWW.5DIMES.COM THIS SUCKS NO MORE MONEY TO BET TONIGHT AND I AM INTO MY LOCAL FOR 500 I THINK ITS TIME TO DRINK HEAVELY AND TAKE A POP SHOT AT MY LOCAL GUY.OH THE LOVELY WIFE IS GOING TO KILL ME IF SHE FINDS OUT THE MONEY WE HAD HIDDEN FOR THE NEW LIVING ROOM TABLE IS MISSING

JACK TIMES ARE TOUGH HERE IN BEANTOWN IS IT POSSIBLE WE RUN A FUND RAISER FOR ME HERE AT MADJACKS FORUM.LETS CALL IT THE SAVE BEANTOWNJIM FROM GETTING HIT OVER THE HEAD WITH A FRYING PAN MEMORIAL.JACK ITS SIMPLE EACH GUY THROWS IN 20 BUCKS I TAKE THE MONEY AND GO DOWN THE SUFFOLK DOWNS RACE TRACK AND HIT A NICE TRIFECTA FOR THE WHOLE CREW I GET MY LIVING ROOM TABLE AND ALL THE FELLAS GET A REFUND ON THERE 20 BUCKS WHAT DO YOU SAY BIG GUY

IF ANYBODY TALKS TO MARGARET AT BET JAMAICA TELL HER JACQUE FROM BEANTOWN ISNT FEELING TO GOOD AND I MIGHT CALL BACK AT A LATER TIME(I DONT GRIN,WHEN THE STUPID SAINTS CANT PUSH IT IN) THATS WHAT I GET FOR COUNTING ON A NIGERIAN QUARTERBACK TO BAIL ME OUT