(JACK PLEASE LISTEN TO ME)

[beantownjim]

JACK SINCE YOUR A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE I WANT TO GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE ON HOW TO MAKE YOUR SUPERBOWL PARTY A SUCCESS.I SEE YOU HAVE A BIG CROWD GOING AND I HAVE A PLAN.JACK HEAR ME OUT WOULDNT IT BE A GREAT TRIP IF ALL YOUR GUESTS STAYED AT THE SAME HOTEL ON THE SAME FLOOR.I KNOW ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO DO BUT I CAN SHOW YOU A WAY TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.JACK I AM DEAD SERIOUS TRUST ME ON THIS ONE.

JACK THIS IS NOT A JOKE I AM DEAD SERIOUS.JACK I WANT YOU TO ARRIVE TWO DAYS EARLY NOW LISTEN JACK THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART.I DONT CARE HOW MUCH IT COST'S YOU TO FLY KNEIFL AND TERRY RAY IN A COUPLE OF DAYS EARLY BUT ITS WORTH IT TO GET THEM ON THE SAME FLOOR TOGETHER.PICTURE THE ALL AMERICAN FAMILY FLYING IN FROM IDAHO WITH THERE SMALL CHILDREN TO ENJOY A NICE VACATION AND THE SUPERBOWL.THEN AS THEY WALK OUT OF THERE ROOM THEY ARE CONFRONTED BY KNEIFL AND TERRY RAY MAN JACK DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST THEY WILL BE ASKING TO BE MOVED TO ANOTHER FLOOR BECAUSE THAT FLOOR IS HAUNTED:scared JACK NO NORMAL PEOPLE WANT TO BE APPROACHED BY THESE TWO FREAKS EVERYDAY OF THERE VACATION.IF YOU GET KNEIFL AND TERRY RAY IN LAS VEGAS TWO DAYS EARLY YOU WILL ALMOST BE GAURENTEED A FLOOR TO YOURSELF AND MADJACKS GUEST'S.JACK I KNOW HOW THE HOTEL BUSINESS WORKS NOBODY FEELS SAFE WITH A COUPLE OF GOONS ROAMING THE HALLWAY SO MAKE SURE KNEIFL AND TERRY RAY WEAR THE SAME OUTFITS THEY HAD ON LAST YEAR THAT WILL SCARE ANY FAMILY OFF THE FLOOR.

JACK IF YOU WANT ANY MORE TRAVEL ADVICE JUST CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE YOU MIGHT ALSO HAVE BLOCKHEAD BRING HIS WHEEL BARREL AND HAVE HIM WHEEL KNEIFL AND TERRY RAY UP AND DOWN THE HALLWAY JUST SO THEY CAN COVER MORE GROUND.OH MAN I JUST HAD A VISION OF KNEIFL BEING WHEELED DOWN THE HALLWAY BY BLOCKHEAD IN A WHEEL BARREL AND I KNOW I WOULD ASK TO BE OFF THE FLOOR.CALLME LATER JACK:sadwave: YOUR PAL BEANTOWNJIM

 

[RAYMOND]

:142smilie :142smilie :142smilie :142smilie

 

[RAYMOND]

I WEAR MY HARD HAT:mj07:

 

[Morris]

This is funny :mj07:

 

[Franky Wright]

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

Classic stuff!:142smilie

 

[THE KOD]

the funniest thing I may have read at mj is when beaner told Jack he was willing to stay in the same room as fletcher if he would wear a blonde wig.

I still laugh thinking about that one.:142smilie

 

[beantownjim]

HEY SCOTTY BOY HOW ABOUT A PICTURE OF KNEIFL AND TERRY RAY SO WE CAN GET A SAMPLE OF HOW SCARED THE GUESTS AT THE HOTEL WILL BE.WE NEED PICTURES:mj07: I HAVENT LAUGHED IN A WEEK

 

[Terryray]

How 'bout one of BTM and Jonny Knockdown getting ready for...

How 'bout one of BTM and Jonny Knockdown getting ready for...

 

[THE KOD]

HEY SCOTTY BOY HOW ABOUT A PICTURE OF KNEIFL AND TERRY RAY SO WE CAN GET A SAMPLE OF HOW SCARED THE GUESTS AT THE HOTEL WILL BE.WE NEED PICTURES:mj07: I HAVENT LAUGHED IN A WEEK

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beaner

dont try to get to do any of your biddings.

kneifl and terryray are ok in my book.

I would rather see your ugly ass in a picture.

Let me see if I can find that one again.

 

[vinnie]

I GRIN WHEN I WIN

 

[THE KOD]

BINGO !

 

[freelancc]

beaner, I would rather see your ugly ass in a picture.

:lol: :lol:

 

[beantownjim]

IN THE OLD DAYS JACK WOULD TAKE MY ADVICE AND MAYBE CONSIDER MY IDEA ABOUT TERRY RAY AND KNEIFL BUT LATELY JACK HASNT BEEN HIMSELF AND HE HAS CHANGED TOWARDS MY IDEAS.JACK I HAVE OTHER IDEAS IF YOU WANT TO HEAR THEM JUST GIVE ME A CALL ON MY CELL PHONE I HAVE IT TURNED ON.


JACK I AM ONLY TRYING TO HELP WITH YOUR SUPERBOWL PARTY LIKE I SAID I HAVE OTHER IDEAS SO JUST LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ME GOOD BUDDY :shrug:

 

[RAYMOND]

IN THE OLD DAYS JACK WOULD TAKE MY ADVICE AND MAYBE CONSIDER MY IDEA ABOUT TERRY RAY AND KNEIFL BUT LATELY JACK HASNT BEEN HIMSELF AND HE HAS CHANGED TOWARDS MY IDEAS.JACK I HAVE OTHER IDEAS IF YOU WANT TO HEAR THEM JUST GIVE ME A CALL ON MY CELL PHONE I HAVE IT TURNED ON.


JACK I AM ONLY TRYING TO HELP WITH YOUR SUPERBOWL PARTY LIKE I SAID I HAVE OTHER IDEAS SO JUST LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ME GOOD BUDDY :shrug:

what the plan

 

[freelancc]

LATELY JACK HASNT BEEN HIMSELF AND HE HAS CHANGED TOWARDS MY IDEAS.

Jack is reasonable and carry's himself with an obvious and generous amount of respect toward his friends. Terry Ray is a good friend of Jack's and i doubt he takes kindly to you insulting his friends.

:shrug:

either that or he is obsessing about his Ravens and does not have time to read this..:mj07:

 

[taoist]

Jack is reasonable and carry's himself with an obvious and generous amount of respect toward his friends. Terry Ray is a good friend of Jack's and i doubt he takes kindly to you insulting his friends.

:shrug:

either that or he is obsessing about his Ravens and does not have time to read this..:mj07:

:mj07:

...damn! freelancc has already filled his word quota for the year and it's only January.

:mj07:

 

[Trampled Underfoot]

the funniest thing I may have read at mj is when beaner told Jack he was willing to stay in the same room as fletcher if he would wear a blonde wig.

I still laugh thinking about that one.:142smilie

I agree!