A man was teeing off from the men's tee box. On his downswing, he realized that his wife was teeing up on the woman's tee directly in front of him.
Unable to stop his swing, he nailed the drive, and hit her right in the temple, killing her instantly.
The next day, the man got a call from the coroner regarding his wife's autopsy.
Coroner: "Your wife seemed to have died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the temple, is that correct?"
Man: "Yes, sir, that's correct."
Coroner: "Well, inexplicably I found a golf ball wedged up her ass."
Man: "Was it a Titleist 3?"
Coroner: "Why, yes, it was."
Man: "That was my mulligan."
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Unable to stop his swing, he nailed the drive, and hit her right in the temple, killing her instantly.
The next day, the man got a call from the coroner regarding his wife's autopsy.
Coroner: "Your wife seemed to have died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the temple, is that correct?"
Man: "Yes, sir, that's correct."
Coroner: "Well, inexplicably I found a golf ball wedged up her ass."
Man: "Was it a Titleist 3?"
Coroner: "Why, yes, it was."
Man: "That was my mulligan."
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