Jesus was.......

[AR182]

Please read this to the end.

There were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1.He called everyone "brother"
2.He liked Gospel.
3.He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1.He went into His Father's business.
2.He lived at home until he was 33.
3.He was sure his mother was a virgin & his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1.He talked with his hands.
2.He had wine with every meal.
3.He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1.He never cut his hair.
2.He walked around barefoot all the time.
3.He started a new religion.

But there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1.He never got married.
2.He was always telling stories.
3.He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all.........3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1.He had to feed a crowd at a moments notice,when there was no food.
2.He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3.Even when he was dead,he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

Amen!!!

 

[Roger]

you better hope he has a sense of humor...