(JOB OFFER,BUT I DONT THINK I'LL TALKE IT)

[beantownjim]

BOYS I HAVE BEEN RETIRED NOW FOR 3 YEARS AND MY WIFE IS STARTING TO GET ON MY ARSE ABOUT GOING BACK TO WORK.I TOLD HER LAST YEAR I APPLIED FOR A CIVIL SERVICE JOB AND I AM ON A LIST.WOW I DIDNT THINK THEY WOULD CONTACT ME FOR AT LEAST 5 YEARS WELL TODAY I GOT A LETTER FOR AN INTERVIEW.WHAT THE F-CK DOES A LABORER11 2ND CLASS DO FOR A STATE JOB.WHAT THE F-CK I RETIRED FROM THE IRINWORKERS LOCAL 7 BECAUSE I WAS SICK AND TIRED OF BREAKING MY ARSE NOWI AM GOING BACK INTO THE WORK FORCE AS A LOBORER JESUS CHRIST I HAVE HIT ROCK BOTTOM.MY WIFE THINKS I NEED WORK SHE SAYS I AM TO YOUNG TO BE SITTING AT HOME TALKING TO A BUNCH OF MORONS ON A COMPUTER SORRY BOYS HER WORDS NOT MINE :withstupi BOYS THIS IS A DEGRADING JOB FOR A MAN OF MY STANDARS I THINK YOU START OUT WITH 16 BUCKS AN HOUR WHAT THE F-CK I TIP MY VALET PARKER MORE THAN THIS.I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A KID WE USED TO PISS OFF THESE STATE WORKERS BY THROWING SNOWBALLS AT THEM OR STEALING THERE RAKES IN THE SUMMERTIME AND THROW THEM IN THE TREES AND LAUGH AT THEM.I DONT KNOW WHAT TO TELL MY WIFE WHEN SHE GETS HOME I LIKE TO PLAY 4 OR 5 ROUNDS A GOLF IN THE SUMMERTIME HOW CAN I DO THIS IF I HAVE A REAL JOB THIS WILL SUCK.MAYBE I'LL GO FOR THE INTERVIEW AND SEE IF I CAN GET A NIGHT POSITION NO F-CKING WAY AM I GOING TO WORK FULL TIME DAYS DURING GOLF SEASON.I JUST WENT OUT THIS MORNING AND HIT MY KING COBRA DRIVER WITH A 47 INCH SHAFT MAN I AM KILLING THE BALL.

JACK IF I DO TAKE THIS JOB I DONT WANT ANY SMART ASSES LIKE SCOTT FROM ATLANTA MAKING JOKES LIKE (WHATS BLACK AND ORANGE AND SLEEPS 4) ANSWER A DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC WORKS TRUCK.HAVE RESPECT FOR YOU CIVIL SERVICE EMPLOYEES AND DONT FORGET TIP THESE GUYS DURING CHRISTMAS TIME.

JACK BEFORE I ACCEPT THIS CIVIL SERVICE JOB ARE YOU SURE YOU DONT NEED A PAYED MODERATOR I WILL GIVE YOU THE HOMETOWN DISCOUNT

 

[beantownjim]

THERES ABOUT 100 GUYS ONLINE NOW DOES ANYBODY WORK IN THIS FORUM.I HAVENT WORKED A 40 HOUR WORK WEEK IN AT LEAST 4 YEARS ANYBODY IN THIS FORUM HAVE A REAL JOB LETS GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.IF I WAS A GOOD GAMBLER I WOULDNT HAVE TO GO BACK TO A MEANINGLESS JOB BUT MY LOVELY WIFE IS GOING TO CUT MY ALLOWANCE AGAIN

 

[kosar]

Good luck with all this, Jimmy. A little hard work never hurt anybody and I think your lovely wife has the right idea to put you back out there in the work force.

 

[kosar]

BTW- there's actually 1013 people on the site right now. Apparently nobody works.

 

[vinnie]

BEANER YOU CAN ALWAYS GET SOME CASH FROM DR. PETER FOR SOME :142hump:

 

[H-TownLarry]

I RETIRED AFTER 15 YEARS AS A UNION IRONWORKER HERE IN BOSTON I OWN REAL ESTATE I DONT HAVE TO LOOK FOR WORK.

:liar:

 

[beantownjim]

NO LIE TRUE I DO HAVE 2 THREE FAMILIES WICH I FIXED UP MYSELF BUT NOW THAT THE WORK IS DONE MY WIFE THINKS I AM WASTING MY LIFE AWAY SHE THINKS I NEED WORK I HAVE TO MUCH DOWN TIME.I JUST CANT SEE MYSELF WORKING A 40 HOUR WEEK AND F-CKING UP MY GOLF GAME I HAVE MY HANDICAPP AS LOW AS I HAVE HAD IT IN 10 YEARS I AM PLAYING OFF A 8.5 AND I SHOT A 74 LAST YEAR IN THE CLUB CHAMPIONSHIP SO I REALLY WANT TO WORK EXTRA HARD ON MY GOLF GAME THIS SEASON.I AM GOING TO GO TO THE INTERVIEW BUT I WILL ASK THEM IF THEY HAVE ANY NIGHT JOBS IF NOT I AM WALKING F-CK THAT 8-4 BULLSH-T.
DO YOU GUYS THINK I LOOK FUNNY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD RETIRED AT 41 YEARS OLD MY WIFE THINKS THE NEIGHBORS ARE TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I AM A BUM EVEN YURI ASKED ME THE OTHER DAY IF I WANTED SOME OF THE CANS HE HAS IN HIS GARAGE TO BRING BACK FOR THE 5CENT DEPOSIT FEE.I TOLD HIM TO GET THE F-CK AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I COLD COCK HIM FOR INSULTING ME.

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME.

 

[Chopsticks]

There's always bars/dance clubs who are looking for transvestites...You ought to look into it...

Flamer!!!!

You make me sick...