John Kerry into gangsta rap

Snake Plissken

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Kerry Gangsta?

White-ass John Kerry claims (this week) he is a big fan of gangsta rap. MC Flipper told MTV "I'm fascinated by rap and by hip-hop. I think that there's a lot of poetry in it. There's a lot of anger - a lot of social energy in it." He then said "I think you better listen to it pretty carefully because it's important." Apparently no other politician has realized that hip hop is so important in running the country. President Bush was unaware that he may be able to catch Usama bin Laden by listening to 50 cent; or lower the gas prices by watching videos with gangstas driving SUVs. Kerry likes gangsta rappers like Will Smith, but thinks Usher crosses the line. He then explained, "I think when you start, you know, talking about killing cops or something like that, it bothers me." Still, Kerry defended the gangsta rap telling MTV, "I'm still listening because I know that it's a reflection of the street and it's a reflection of life. And I understand all that." He too lives in the projects in a five-story, 12-room home in Beacon Hill, Massachussets, or sometimes in the 23-room town house in Georgetown, or in his summer home in Italy with his wife worth $700 million dollars. Kerry was a gang-banger when he was a member of the Skull and Bone club at Yale. Long time rival President Bush, or P.Bushy, was also a member. Kerry has been dissing Bush over the whole political thang. Kerry will try to put a foot up in Bush?s ass this election year. However, according to sources that wants to remain on the down low, Bush and his homies plan on busting a cap up in the campaign. Shortly after the interview with MTV, Kerry was allegedly questioned by police about a drive-by shooting, in which a lurch looking male was scene in a 1991 Caprice shooting up a city block in Brooklyn. He was later dismissed after he had no idea where Brooklyn was.
 

gardenweasel

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is one smart m.f.`er......first he marries julia throne,heiress to a 300 million dollar wall street fortune....then,teresa heinz,heiress to the heinz ketchup fortune?......

and now he can rap?......that clinches it...

kiss george jr. goodbye.......hello,president kerry.....

schizzle my nizzle...true dat...
 

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I have to agree that cozying up to rap-crap is not inspiring a lot of confidence here. I really don't see that rap or punk or whatever requires any address by a presidential candidate.
 

Master Capper

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Hey nothing wrong with Kerry listening to rap at least if he was elected we would still have the option of listening to it but if Bush remains we will soon be limited in all our freedoms of choice. Neither Kerry or Bush are the greatest choice but due to Bush's goal of destroying our constitutional rights, Kerry is the lesser of two evils. What really makes me sick is the amount of money that both parties are spending for a job that pays 200k, I really believe we would be better served if there was a flat cap put on the amount that could be spent toward the election.
 

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I agree MC......but Jam Master J Kerry is just fishin too hard for votes with this one. This whole censorship issue has changed my vote as well

Maybe John could hit the campaign trail with a big gold chain and a low rider that bounces up and down saying "What up my peeps???? JK just chillin in da ride.....AIIIGHT???"
 

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I think they raised the President's salary to $400,000. They all spend millions because there are many more millions to be made in so many ways with the presidency. Of course, in this case, as is usually the case, neither Kerry or Bush need the money anyway.
 
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