Joke: Peanuts

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An old lady was always travelling the same route on a bus. Over time, she became friendly with the driver and started bringing him nice little bags of peanuts.

The bus driver was enjoying the nuts at first, but after a few days he said to the old lady, "Come on, Mrs. Bilker, it's really nice of you, I'm loving the peanuts, but please stop bringing me so much, have some for yourself!"

"Ah, young man," laughed the old lady, "I don't have my teeth anymore, I couldn't eat them even if I wanted to. But I really like the yummy chocolate coating around them!"
 
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