Joke: The Dead Horse

[Cricket]

The Dead Horse



A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.

The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died."

Donald replied, "Well, then just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Donald said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

Donald said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead horse!"

Donald said, "Sure I can, Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month Later, the farmer met up with Donald and asked, "What happened with that dead horse?"

Donald said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495."

The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Donald said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back."

Donald is moving into the White House.

 

[jas4bama]

If I was the other 499 people I would have burned things down !!:0corn

 

[Dead Money]

Democrats and the dead horse

Democrats and the dead horse

Expensive environmental regional air and water study as to why the horse died.

Major Federal investigation into Purina, who supplied the horse chow....

A major expensive study at tax payers expense as to the ancestry of the dead horse.

Rush a bill thru for Additional funding for the horse breeders association study on horse sexuality and diverse breeding techniques.

Regional Environmental impact study on proper disposal of the carcass..

Supply and garrison 36 Federal grief counselors for the small affected community of 23.

Oh yeah, build a refrigeration facility for the body for the 2 years the studies would take to finally figure out the one eyed nag was 18, had no teeth, a bad case of worms, gout, suffered from dementia, recently slipped on ice and cracked 3 ribs and dislocated the hip.....horses name by the way was "LUCKY"


Give me good old SIMPLE Capitalism, any day....:lol: