Joke time

[layinwood]

THE HORTH WITHPERER

Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
Sam asks 'How will I recognize him?'
That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment.'
So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.
'A female horth.'
So he shows him a prized filly.
'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'?
Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'?
The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
'Nice mouf, can I see her twat'?
Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's female area, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
'Perhapth I should rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit.

 

[tigerfan]

:mj07:

 

[layinwood]

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, 'Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip
upstairs and get
me slippers?'
'No bother,' he says, and he runs upstairs and there are
Paddy's two
stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
'Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya
both.'
'Fook off you liar!'.
'I'll prove it,' Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, 'Both of them, Paddy?'
'Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?'

 

[Morris]

Those are great!! :mj07:

 

[gardenweasel]

THE HORTH WITHPERER

Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
Sam asks 'How will I recognize him?'
That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment.'
So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.
'A female horth.'
So he shows him a prized filly.
'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'?
Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'?
The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
'Nice mouf, can I see her twat'?
Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's female area, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
'Perhapth I should rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit.

..this this joke is strictly "smalltime"....be careful with the dwarf jokes..most of `em have a real "short fuse".......(cue jaunty music)...

:rimshot


you lil` dickens,you.......:mj07: ....roflmao...funny stuff,layin`...