Joke

[Padre]

Ur wife is at the front door (that is locked) barking at u to open up.

Ur dog is at the back door, barking to let him in.


ques. is who do u let in first and why?

 

[Fritz]

The Dog!!!! At least the dog will shut up after yu let it in!!!!!

 

[Tito]

CNN just reported that Osama bin Laden has been captured.

The US sent a helicopter crew into Tora Bora and sprayed the area with Viagra and the little ***** stood up.................