Nurse comes into the hospital room. Guy laying in the bed with an oxygen mask on. She asks him if she can do anything for him and he replies, "Are my testicles black?" She says, "No, I'm sure they are just fine." He repeats, "Are my testicles black?" Just to appease him, she pulls down the blankets, flips up his gown, and fingers his nuts, and says, "They're just fine." The guy reaches up and pulls his oxygen mask to the side and says, "Are my test results back?":lol::mj07:
