A man and his wife were traveling on a wet cold day and the husband ran over a squirrel. The wife was crying so the husband backed up and sure enough the little guy was barely alive. She wanted to take him to the vet so they went on their way. The wife told her husband the squirrel was freezing and the husband told her to put him under her skirt to keep him warm. She said ewee it's all wet and stinky! The husband said well hold his nose.
