A man walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets the ducks on the bar and goes to the restroom. The bartender goes over and ask the ducks what there names are and how there day has gone. The first duck replies saying his name was Huewy and he has had a great day, he has been in and out of puddles all day. The 2nd duck replies and says his name is Dewey, and tells the bartender that his day has also been great and he also has been in and out of puddles all day, adding that he would do this every day if he could. The bartender looks at the 3rd duck and sais I guess you are Lewey. The third duck replies " Hell no my name is Puddles and dont ask how my day has been."