Joker

[greggraffin]

The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman.

 

[greggraffin]

If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting

 

[greggraffin]

I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching

 

[The Joker]