Joker,
It is hard for me to bring this up, but we all remember how your birthday of 30 years ago this day has left you deeply scarred forever. Please know that we are here for you today and we will never let him get close to you again. Just steer clear of creepy men in big purple fuzzy costumes, quit wearing jorts and LA Lights Sneakers, and you should be fine.
Your friend,
Deezy
Happy birthday :toast: