WHY did they toss raggedy Ann out of the Toy box?
Becuse she kept sitting on pinnochio's face Screaming LIE TO MEEEE LIEEEEEEE TO MEEEEEEE!
Wats the diff between a porcupine n a BMW?
THe Porcupine has The Pricks on the outside!
What do YOU call a Girl with pigtails?
A Blow job with handlebars!
What do you call a woman standing holding a $1 bill over her head?
EVERYTHING U can Eat 4 under a BUCK! :lol:
How do u know a blonde secretary was on the computer?
She used white out on the screen.
What?s black and white, black and white, black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill -:lol:
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts.
Man: and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link? -
:142smilie
WHY do so many people play tennis ?
Because LOVE means NOTHING! :shrug:
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot,
but I always found them.
One day as I came home early from work... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
:142smilie
My cousin is gay; he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.:lol:
My wife had her drivers test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.:00hour
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.:142smilie
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
Becuse she kept sitting on pinnochio's face Screaming LIE TO MEEEE LIEEEEEEE TO MEEEEEEE!
Wats the diff between a porcupine n a BMW?
THe Porcupine has The Pricks on the outside!
What do YOU call a Girl with pigtails?
A Blow job with handlebars!
What do you call a woman standing holding a $1 bill over her head?
EVERYTHING U can Eat 4 under a BUCK! :lol:
How do u know a blonde secretary was on the computer?
She used white out on the screen.
What?s black and white, black and white, black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill -:lol:
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts.
Man: and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link? -
:142smilie
WHY do so many people play tennis ?
Because LOVE means NOTHING! :shrug:
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot,
but I always found them.
One day as I came home early from work... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
:142smilie
My cousin is gay; he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.:lol:
My wife had her drivers test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.:00hour
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.:142smilie
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
