jokes from the wh press dinner...

gardenweasel

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wanda sykes/?sorry i?m late? louis caldera was my cabbie and he thought it would be a good idea to drive me by the statue of liberty for a photo-op.?...

michelle obama on 747 photo op/?barack hasn?t denied any knowledge of a buzz since he smoked a bowl with william ayers.?....

robert gates/?this morning i took a walk through the national cemetery ? or as ACORN calls it, a ?recruiting trip?.?......

whoopi goldberg/?if you?re wondering why the president is in a good mood, it?s because he?s glad to be finished with his annual physical....during his colonoscopy doctors removed two benign polyps and the white house press corps.?......

robert gibbs/?in closing, i?d like to say thank you to the man who is responsible for all this...i?d like to, but george soros isn?t here tonight. ...they don?t let george and barack in the same room anymore because the last time they did, joe biden got tangled up in the puppet strings.?....

:rimshot .. http://www.instantrimshot.com/ .....:142smilie[/url] :mj07: :lol: :hah:
 
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Rush.....

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gardenweasel

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were these actual jokes told by these people ? thought the president was funny, sykes may have hit a little to hard for some... I don't remember this stuff... her oxycontin jab at rush was funny.... NO ? :mj07:

yeah.....

i missed this one from tom brokaw.."?incidentally, caldera was also going to be the person who ordered the navy seals to rescue captain phillips from the somali pirates if that had turned out badly.?....

:grins:..these guys are funny!...
 
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