JOKES
- Thread starter RAYMOND
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I heard this one yesterday...
I heard this one yesterday...
AT THE END OF A TINY DESERTED BAR IN DOWNTOWN ******* SAT A HUGE MAN.
HE WAS HAVING A FEW BEERS, WHEN A SHORT, WELL DRESSED, AND OBVIOUSLY OPENMINDED MAN WALKED IN AND SAT BESIDE HIM.
AFTER THREE OR FOUR BEERS, THE OPENMINDED MAN GOT THE COURAGE TO SAY A FEW WORDS TO THE HUGE MAN.
LEANING OVER TOWARDS HIM, HE WHISPERED,
"DO YOU WANT A BLOW JOB?"
AT THIS, THE MASSIVE MAN LEAPED UP WITH FIRE IN HIS EYES, AND SMACKED THE SHIT OUT OF THE OPEN MINDED MAN, KNOCKING HIM SWIFTLY OFF HIS STOOL.
HE PROCEEDED TO BEAT HIM ALL THE WAY OUT OF THE BAR, BEFORE LEAVING HIM BRUISED AND BATTERED IN THE PARKING LOT, AND RETURNING TO HIS SEAT.
AMAZED, THE BARTENDER QUICKLY BROUGHT OVER ANOTHER BEER TO THE HUGE MAN,
AND SAID, "I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU REACT LIKE THAT. WHAT DID HE SAY TO YOU?"
"I DON'T KNOW," THE HUGE MAN REPLIED. "SOMETHING ABOUT A JOB."
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I heard this one yesterday...
AT THE END OF A TINY DESERTED BAR IN DOWNTOWN ******* SAT A HUGE MAN.
HE WAS HAVING A FEW BEERS, WHEN A SHORT, WELL DRESSED, AND OBVIOUSLY OPENMINDED MAN WALKED IN AND SAT BESIDE HIM.
AFTER THREE OR FOUR BEERS, THE OPENMINDED MAN GOT THE COURAGE TO SAY A FEW WORDS TO THE HUGE MAN.
LEANING OVER TOWARDS HIM, HE WHISPERED,
"DO YOU WANT A BLOW JOB?"
AT THIS, THE MASSIVE MAN LEAPED UP WITH FIRE IN HIS EYES, AND SMACKED THE SHIT OUT OF THE OPEN MINDED MAN, KNOCKING HIM SWIFTLY OFF HIS STOOL.
HE PROCEEDED TO BEAT HIM ALL THE WAY OUT OF THE BAR, BEFORE LEAVING HIM BRUISED AND BATTERED IN THE PARKING LOT, AND RETURNING TO HIS SEAT.
AMAZED, THE BARTENDER QUICKLY BROUGHT OVER ANOTHER BEER TO THE HUGE MAN,
AND SAID, "I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU REACT LIKE THAT. WHAT DID HE SAY TO YOU?"
"I DON'T KNOW," THE HUGE MAN REPLIED. "SOMETHING ABOUT A JOB."
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Ray I did one yesterday only new one. But they moved you out to politcal. And it's to long to re-do.
I got everyone will love-- 
AT THE END OF A TINY DESERTED BAR IN DOWNTOWN ******* SAT A REDNECK
HE WAS HAVING A FEW BEERS, WHEN A SHORT, WELL DRESSED, AND OBVIOUSLY OPENMINDED MAN WALKED IN AND SAT BESIDE HIM.
AFTER THREE OR FOUR BEERS, THE OPENMINDED MAN GOT THE COURAGE TO SAY A FEW WORDS TO THE RED NECK.
LEANING OVER TOWARDS HIM, HE WHISPERED,
"DO YOU WANT A BLOW JOB?"
AT THIS, THE RED NECK LEAPED UP WITH FIRE IN HIS EYES, AND SMACKED THE SHIT OUT OF THE OPEN MINDED MAN, KNOCKING HIM SWIFTLY OFF HIS STOOL.
HE PROCEEDED TO BEAT HIM ALL THE WAY OUT OF THE BAR, BEFORE LEAVING HIM BRUISED AND BATTERED IN THE PARKING LOT, AND RETURNING TO HIS SEAT.
AMAZED, THE BARTENDER QUICKLY BROUGHT OVER ANOTHER BEER TO THE RED NECK,
AND SAID, "I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU REACT LIKE THAT. WHAT DID HE SAY TO YOU?"
"I DON'T KNOW," THE RED NECK REPLIED. "SOMETHING ABOUT A JOB."
:0corn
AT THE END OF A TINY DESERTED BAR IN DOWNTOWN ******* SAT A REDNECK
HE WAS HAVING A FEW BEERS, WHEN A SHORT, WELL DRESSED, AND OBVIOUSLY OPENMINDED MAN WALKED IN AND SAT BESIDE HIM.
AFTER THREE OR FOUR BEERS, THE OPENMINDED MAN GOT THE COURAGE TO SAY A FEW WORDS TO THE RED NECK.
LEANING OVER TOWARDS HIM, HE WHISPERED,
"DO YOU WANT A BLOW JOB?"
AT THIS, THE RED NECK LEAPED UP WITH FIRE IN HIS EYES, AND SMACKED THE SHIT OUT OF THE OPEN MINDED MAN, KNOCKING HIM SWIFTLY OFF HIS STOOL.
HE PROCEEDED TO BEAT HIM ALL THE WAY OUT OF THE BAR, BEFORE LEAVING HIM BRUISED AND BATTERED IN THE PARKING LOT, AND RETURNING TO HIS SEAT.
AMAZED, THE BARTENDER QUICKLY BROUGHT OVER ANOTHER BEER TO THE RED NECK,
AND SAID, "I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU REACT LIKE THAT. WHAT DID HE SAY TO YOU?"
"I DON'T KNOW," THE RED NECK REPLIED. "SOMETHING ABOUT A JOB."
:0corn
I got everyone will love--
AT THE END OF A TINY DESERTED BAR IN DOWNTOWN ******* SAT A REDNECK
HE WAS HAVING A FEW BEERS, WHEN A SHORT, WELL DRESSED, AND OBVIOUSLY OPENMINDED MAN WALKED IN AND SAT BESIDE HIM.
AFTER THREE OR FOUR BEERS, THE OPENMINDED MAN GOT THE COURAGE TO SAY A FEW WORDS TO THE RED NECK.
LEANING OVER TOWARDS HIM, HE WHISPERED,
"DO YOU WANT A BLOW JOB?"
AT THIS, THE RED NECK LEAPED UP WITH FIRE IN HIS EYES, AND SMACKED THE SHIT OUT OF THE OPEN MINDED MAN, KNOCKING HIM SWIFTLY OFF HIS STOOL.
HE PROCEEDED TO BEAT HIM ALL THE WAY OUT OF THE BAR, BEFORE LEAVING HIM BRUISED AND BATTERED IN THE PARKING LOT, AND RETURNING TO HIS SEAT.
AMAZED, THE BARTENDER QUICKLY BROUGHT OVER ANOTHER BEER TO THE RED NECK,
AND SAID, "I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU REACT LIKE THAT. WHAT DID HE SAY TO YOU?"
"I DON'T KNOW," THE RED NECK REPLIED. "SOMETHING ABOUT A JOB."
:0corn
I glad you're not offended with RAYMOND's version and neither am I but some readers are.
(It really wasn't meant to be a joke either)
What would YOU suggest I do, Wayne? I mean, suppose this was your business, what would you do?
