June 5 Sun

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Took my sweet time, today.
Some of these numbers are day-olds, kinda like my fledgling esteem for the A's and Sox pens. The red ones. Pens that is, not sox. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing red socks.

Still pending whatevas to do whatevas
whatevas


8 atl 55%(-131)-2
1 Cin 52(-117)-2
1 Flor 63(-137)+5
1:3 phil 59(-180)-6
2 Stl 57(-157)-5
4 Sf 60(-123)+4
4 Ariz 70(-161)+8
6:3 hou 54(+158)+15
1 tex 59(-135)+1
1:3 Balt 55(-130)-2
1:3 Bost 54(-130)-3
2 Kc 62(-145)+2
2 Cws 64(-145)+4
3:3 nyy 61(-124)+5
4 Seat 59(-133)+1


I'm going to futz around like yesterday(today's).
Be patient.
Surgery starts by sundown.

Just grabbed me some astros, so far.
Still need to see if survival is imminent or resistance is futile.


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Get it?...patient...surgery...
nevermind

8 atl(Hudson)@Nym(Dickey)
Large edge atl SP. Hudson not so hot on road in 4. Dickey pretty grim home in 6 including an 0-5 mark and also not so hot vs in 3 GS.
Large edge atl BP.
Bats comparable at present.
atl 9-9 @R, Nym 7-13 home to R.
atl 55% would be higher with more consistent work by Tim this year and/or Dickey not have a surprisingly good start in last vs anti-juggernaut Pirates.
Not much interest at -133.
Wind out to left 8mph but a 7 doesn't play for me with sketchy O's and Dickey's Hendrix-knows-what-to-expectness.

 

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1 lad(Billingsley)@Cin(Wood-L)
Have a medium edge lad SP. Chad not so hot on road, however.
Medium edge Cin BP...apparently get a work-out Saturday.
Small edge Cin bats as they prefer L and lad mildly prefers L as well.
lad a surprising 4-3@L (10-5 overall vs L), Cin 15-11 home to R
Cin 52% is mildly disagreeable; lad hitting better lately while Cin in a bit of a funk overall, not to mention that have watched Wood pitch a few times doesn't inspire much confidence.
I can't touch the -120 but if it skyrockets then I'll maybe flip.
Wind out to right 6mph. Total of 8 could very well be busted. Ump should be Brian Knight who has a high K% this year but doesn't historically.
Over maybe, if some mad money develops.


BTW, these overnight wind projections only appear to be accurate 75-80% of the time, I've noticed.

 

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I was up quite large about 33 1/3 minutes ago.
Anybody got a time machine?

1 mil(Narveson-L)@Flor(Sanchez)
Large edge Flor SP. Sanchez very hot and good numbers vs in 5. Narveson off of 2 crappy after a good run.
Small edge Flor BP.
Small+ edge mil bats.
mil 9-13 @R, Flor 3-5 home to L.
63% Flor seems kosher. Price moderately reasonable at -137.
Strong wind in from center doesn't help a runline or an over play, though I wouldn't over the way Sanchez is throwing or with recent slumpage by Marlinsticks.


Freakin' Reynolds.
May his children be ugly prostitutes.

 

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sh:facepalm: eesh

1:3 phil(Doc)@Pit(McDonald)
Large edge phil SP though Doc a little cold (for him) while McDonald is a little hot, as well as good home in 4.
Small edge phil BP.
Bats fairly even in this twilight zone world we're living in, mild edge phil bats on a normal day.
phil 10-10 @R, Pit 5-10 home to R
phil 59%
I dunno
I love playing Doc but this price (-182) needs to plummet before I square the circle.
Wind out to right 9mph would help the usually more powerful phils on those "normal" days but not lately.
Doesn't help an under 7, either, and I can't go over here.


Go Canucks
time for P2, methinks

 

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geez...could my timing be more jinxing...
hmmm...
Go personal lung cancer and liver failure!

now I'm being worse than silly


2 chc(Zambrano)@Stl(Carpenter)
Small edge chc SP with Carp not excelling and Z being decent lately.
Small edge chc BP, by the numbers, but year's end displays different, I'd say.
Large edge Stl bats even with Holliday's holiday.
chc 8-10 @R, Stl 11-7 home to R, this one updated through Sat.
Stl 57% seems fair and may Vancouver slip off the continent and fall into the ocean.
Wind in from left 8mph and 7.5 doesn't interest me.

 

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If it wasn't for 1st5's, I wouldn't have no 5's at all

4 col(Hammel)@Sf(Vogelsong)
Large edge SF SP. Hammel has been totally hit or miss while Vogelsong--surpirsingly--has been very good and swell at home, not to mention good vs in 1 GS and a bunch of relief, including a home start vs May 8th.
Small edge SF BP.
Small edge col bats but not so much at this locale and with recent events; they did get enough to bag one Sat.
col 9-10 @R, SF 9-8 home to R, again through Sat.
SF 60% sounds fair even with the L.
Price has dropped (-123, to -126, now -120) to gimme some small levels.
Wind out to left-center 7mph and good chance of (more) rain.
Total of 7 seems moderately low with Hammel tossing.

4 wash(not-Marquis)@Ariz(Kennedy)
Large edge Ariz SP.
BP's moderately even.
Bats totally Ariz, esp. lately and at locale.
wash 10-14 @R, Ariz 13-9 home to R
Ariz 70% sounds high but so did $1000 an ounce for gold.
Runline -1.5 +132 means I risk.
Not sure what -1 is (-113?) but looks safe as well.
Disinterested in total of 9 due to side hoppinings.
Wind out to right 6 mph.

6:3 hou(Lyles)@Sd(Latos)
SP's close to even, what with unknowns about promising Lyles and his solid 1st go vs chc and Latos' inability to string together consecutive good innings.
Big edge SD BP.
Large edge hou bats.
hou 8-14 @R (oh boy!), SD 5-18 home to R (oh girl!)
Called hou 54%. I like Latos but seems conservative, if anything.
Coin-toss, maybe.
Huge *overlay at +158.
Wind in from left 8mph.
7 with juice means me passagain.


Gimme some 3rd mojo.
Ruth was 3, wasn't he?
Let's do it, Babe-y!


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I hate not being up from beginning to end.
I hate...I Hate

Couldn't find the appropriate comedic take for referential whatevas.
Patton Oswalt or something, wasn't it?

Don't try to read my mind. Tough enough for me.


1 tex(Wilson-L)@Clev(Talbot)
Large edge tex SP.
Small+ edge Clev BP but another year-end likely gimme a break, as was year-beginning.
small+ edge tex bats and that is growing lately and likely continues.
tex 11-8@R, Clev 6-4 home to L, both updated and we saw how Mr.Amsterdam shut down Clev Sat.
tex 59% still fairly reasonable as Clev at home used to rock and Talbot had game--well, one--pre-DL.
tex -135 tempting. runline +121 if I'm trying her.
Wind in from center 8mph doesn't help same.
Total of 9 out of my grasp.

1:3 tor(Reyes-L)@Balt(Guthrie)
dang Reynolds
Medium+ edge SP Balt.
Large edge tor BP.
Jays small+ edge bats and was esp. lately but hitting with runners in scoring needs to be addressed.
tor 10-11 @R, Balt 5-6 home to L, both through Sat.
Balt 55% was what it was.
-130
Can't touch this.
Go Jays!
Mild wind in from right-center.
Total of 9 blows with 2 very unpredictable O's


overtime and then I'll either be back or will jump off the roof.

 

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okay...and I was beginning to think that a lack of hair gel might be bad luck.

1:3 oak(Anderson-L)@Bost(Lackey)
Medium+ edge oak SP. Both with good numbers vs; Anderson's been majorly erratic this year and is off of shit game vs nyy, which maybe can be forgiven. Lackey comes off of DL and had 2 shit prior and has been further potty at home in 3.
Small+ edge oak BP and don't ask me how Sat's affects same.
Large edge Bost bats, esp. with the L preference, though Lackey likely doesn't intimidate anyone and recent visitors to Fenway have enjoyed their stickage.
Bost 54% is in I dunno territory.
-130 is in pass territory.
Wind in from right 7mph.
Over9 if I had to play something which I don't and won't.

2 min(Duensing-L)@Kc(Francis-L)
Small edge Kc SP. Duensing is as cold as ice while Francis remains erratic but has been better at home, where he's picked up his rare 2 W's.
Medium edge Kc BP.
Large edge Kc bats in a perfect world but lack of same has min O surging and Kc slumping, despite Kc so far preferring L and greatly preferring home.
min 4-3 @L (6-9 vs L overall), Kc 4-3 home to L and 6-8 vs L overall
KC 62% seems high, on further refraction
-145 seems gross.
Duensing has something hiding in there so who knows what he brings or if he's DL bound. Francis another hit or miss, mostly miss.
Wind out to right 11mph.
Was thinking over but 9.5-106 with the slumping KC O is not appealing.
Ump should be Cory Blaser. Too fresh for me to have an opinion.
Twins over 4 if av sounds okay, but if I'm going to do something so funky then why not just try the big moneyline?

2 det(Penny)@Cws(Peavy)
Medium+ edge Cws SP.
Small edge Cws BP.
Small edge Cws bats, esp. lately, and they can be forgiven for losing the close one to Verlander.
det 6-13 @R, Cws 8-9 home to R, updated through Sat.
Cws 64% seems fair.
Penny coming off of 2 crappy games; vg vs in only meeting, back on April 23 at home; crap road in 5.
Peavy good numbers vs in 3 and his only home start this year was the surprising CG SHO vs Clev, back when Clev was still sorta hitting, May 18th.
Line approaching -150--the break-even on 60%'ers--so not much value evident. If I can 1st5 -0.5 at close to even money then I might bite.
Wind in from left 7mph.
Ump Jim Reynolds.
Total of 8.5 does nothing for me.


I need some oxygen before finishing.
Too smokey in here.

 

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3:3 nyy(Colon)@Laa(Pineiro)
Large edge nyy SP. I was *less surprised by Colon's surprising start than Pineiro's, this year, and I think that Pineiro's current coldness is just a reflection of his inner nature. Colon might not last but he's been good on the road and comes in off of a beauty @Oak.
Small+ edge nyy BP.
Medium edge nyy bats, esp. w/lately considerations.
nyy 9-9@R, Laa 9-11 home to R, through Sat.
nyy 61% seems fair and a small play from me seems likely, at -124 or -1 or -1.5 or -3.5 or whatevas. I'm kind of curious to wait for lineups but even a key stick sitting for nyy shouldn't deter my enthusiasm.
Wind out to right-center at 8mph only further helps the much more powerful nyy lineup.
Total 8.5. I dunno.
nyy ov4 if av but likely 4.5 and juicy.

4 tb(W.Davis)@Seat(Bedard-L)
Large edge Seat SP as Bedard is hot while Davis is cold, and if both were on top of their game I'd still choose Bedard.
Small edge tb BP.
Small edge tb bats.
tb 5-4@L, Seat 15-9 home to R, through Sat.
Seat 59% seems moderately neato.
Now -134 and who knows on movement. Tough call with the line but I'm Bedard'ing it or nothing. 1st5 likely the better go.


Turned a decent profit but dang Mark Reynolds coulda struck out (as usual) as opposed to his second choice. At least I don't have to run out to the store for hair gel tomorrow.


GL


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Trying to read this thread over.
Apparently I need an eddittoor.