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No, no.........He walked into a "Subway", and ordered a Gyro. While eating it, he said, "This is better than sex!"

See how things get twisted around?


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Felonious Monk

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See, what had happened was.....a sheep had boarded a subway and started choking on an English muffin, while an unidentified passenger performed mouth-to-mouth to save the little sheep.

Damn journalists!
 

Bluemound Freak

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No See what it was......he was actually in Alabama at a Bus Station Just outside of Gadsden and A goat had got its head stuck in a Fence across the street. I looked over at Felonious Monk and said....Hey you want some of that Action over there.....And he said damn Bluemound you gonna make me stick my head in that fence like that? That is what was really going on! Damn Journalists:thefinger
 

fatdaddycool

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No TTM$$$ is right except it was the courtesy bus that goes to American Airlines Center from the West End in Dallas for the annual stock show.......I would have gotten away with it too had the damn mule worked with me....oh yeah and it was a mule too not a sheep...other than that..the story is right on!....:D
 
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