Just Fred
A local law enforcement officer stops a car for
traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since
he's in a good mood that day he decides to give the
poor fellow a break and write him out a warning
instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name.
"Fred," he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds. When the officer
presses him for a last name, the man tells him that
he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer
thinks he has a nutcase on his hands but plays
along with it. "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your
last name?"
The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I
was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The
kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to
myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got
older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went
through college, medical school, internship,
residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred
Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a
doctor so I decided
to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all
the way through school, got my degree so I was now
Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry so
I started fooling around with my assistant. She gave
me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away
my DDS so I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the
AMA found
out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the
VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred
Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my dingaling
so now I'm just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears laughing so hard and
tore up the Warning Ticket.
A local law enforcement officer stops a car for
traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since
he's in a good mood that day he decides to give the
poor fellow a break and write him out a warning
instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name.
"Fred," he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds. When the officer
presses him for a last name, the man tells him that
he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer
thinks he has a nutcase on his hands but plays
along with it. "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your
last name?"
The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I
was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The
kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to
myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got
older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went
through college, medical school, internship,
residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred
Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a
doctor so I decided
to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all
the way through school, got my degree so I was now
Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry so
I started fooling around with my assistant. She gave
me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away
my DDS so I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the
AMA found
out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the
VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred
Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my dingaling
so now I'm just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears laughing so hard and
tore up the Warning Ticket.
