Joke: Kevin had just gotten a new car and was out for a drive

[The Joker]

when he accidentally cut off a truck driver. Truck driver motioned for Kevin to pull over.

When Kevin did, the driver got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to Kevin, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!"

He then went to Kevin's car and cut up its leather seats.

When he turned around, Kevin had a slight grin on his face, so the driver said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!"

He gets a bat out of his truck and breaks every window in Kevin's car. When he turns and looks at Kevin, he has a smile on his face.

Driver is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all its tires.

Now Kevin is laughing.

The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of petrol, pours it on Kevin's car and sets it on fire.

He turns around and Kevin is laughing so hard he is about to fall down.

"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked.

Kevin replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!!"

 

[Cricket]

:0062

 

[Penguinfan]

Punchline is coming in another post, I guess.

 

[T]

I used to enjoy your posts...holy shit that was bad.

 

[Scrapman]

JOKERwins the award for worst joke eeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvver in history of MAD JACK :0008

 

[Sportsaholic]

when he accidentally cut off a truck driver. Truck driver motioned for Kevin to pull over.

When Kevin did, the driver got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to Kevin, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!"

He then went to Kevin's car and cut up its leather seats.

When he turned around, Kevin had a slight grin on his face, so the driver said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!"

He gets a bat out of his truck and breaks every window in Kevin's car. When he turns and looks at Kevin, he has a smile on his face.

Driver is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all its tires.

Now Kevin is laughing.

The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of petrol, pours it on Kevin's car and sets it on fire.

He turns around and Kevin is laughing so hard he is about to fall down.

"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked.

Kevin replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!!"

I liked the Joke....

Kevin fucked up and pissed off a truck driver who sounds like a road raged dick head you see everyday...Gets money for his car being trashed, win/win...The truck driver more than likely does jail time...And best of all Kevin has a kick ass story to tell people going forward and he didn't lose any teeth...

What's not to like, funny stuff....:shrug:

 

[Cricket]

The rest of the story.
Kevin takes a cab home from his encounter with the trucker. Removes his coat and hat and gets ready for bed. When he enters the bedroom he finds his wife in bed with his neighbor. Furious he goes to get his gun brings it back to the bedroom and puts the gun to his head. Then his wife starts laughing hysterically. Kevin says" What are you laughing about? You're next!"

 

[REFLOG]

What kind of car was it? :shrug:

 

[Sportsaholic]

What kind of car was it? :shrug:

Just a beater.....:0003

 

[MadJack]

The rest of the story.
Kevin takes a cab home from his encounter with the trucker. Removes his coat and hat and gets ready for bed. When he enters the bedroom he finds his wife in bed with his neighbor. Furious he goes to get his gun brings it back to the bedroom and puts the gun to his head. Then his wife starts laughing hysterically. Kevin says" What are you laughing about? You're next!"

:0003

Good thread.