Kickserve has date with Bouchard?

[lowell]

With Atlanta routing the Patriots Canadian tennis player Bouchard posted on Twitter saying she knew Atlanta would win.
Kickserve or some other lucky soul responded by asking if she would go on a date if NE won the game. She responded "Sure".
Kickserve to be banned for 30 days if he takes her to eat Chipwich .

 

[Penguinfan]

Relax Kick, I got this.

First of all there is no "E" at the end of Kickserv, so 10 day ban.

Second, Kick does not use Twitter, additional 3 day ban.

Third, Kick has never been on a date so Chipwich may be the best option, additional 5 day ban.

Finally, this reminds me of the missing blue shirt for some reason, additional 2 day ban.



We will see you in 20 days. While this may seem harsh, sadly, this is not eligible for appeal.

 

[lowell]

My mistake. Was looking at pictures of Bourchard as I was typing.
You can't ban me for that can you?

 

[Penguinfan]

My mistake. Was looking at pictures of Bourchard as I was typing.
You can't ban me for that can you?

Ban reduced to 9 days total.

 

[kickserv]

Well since I hit tennis balls with Bouchard when she was 9 years old and when she was 11 years old I feel a bit awkward about going on a date with her now.

She does keep sending me naked pics of herself and she writes me poetry once a week, so she is trying hard to get that date with me, I appreciate her effort, I mean you have to admire that kind of effort. But I just can't seem to accept that date with her.

Once she found out I was "Madjacker of the Month" in June of 2016, she really can't help herself.

 

[kickserv]

Kick has never been on a date so Chipwich may be the best option

Finally, this reminds me of the missing blue shirt for some reason, additional 2 day ban.

1. I have been on one date in my life, she wore a Pittsburgh Penguins jersey, I threw up and left.

2. Three day ban for bringing up painful memories of my missing blue shirt.

 

[Scrapman]

Well since I hit tennis balls with Bouchard when she was 9 years old and when she was 11 years old I feel a bit awkward about going on a date with her now.

She does keep sending me naked pics of herself and she writes me poetry once a week, so she is trying hard to get that date with me, I appreciate her effort, I mean you have to admire that kind of effort. But I just can't seem to accept that date with her.

Once she found out I was "Madjacker of the Month" in June of 2016, she really can't help herself.

:bsflag

 

[kickserv]

:bsflag

Sorry my bad it was July 2016.

 

[Penguinfan]

1. I have been on one date in my life, she wore a Pittsburgh Penguins jersey, I threw up and left.

That's too bad, you probably would have gotten laid and maybe seen the Stanley Cup up close.

 

[kickserv]

That's too bad, you probably would have gotten laid and maybe seen the Stanley Cup up close.

Well I guess we all make mistakes in life.

 

[hedgehog]

http://dailysnark.com/dude-scores-2nd-date-tennis-starmodel-eugenie-bouchard-twitter-super-bowl-bet/

Dude gets a second date