kids ask too many questions

[JSMOOTH]

About a month ago, I was taking the dog to get neutered. One of my daughters (the 3 year old) rode with me to pick him up.

The whole ride there, she kept asking......
HER - why is Cody in the hospital?
ME - well, he had an operation.
HER - whats an operation?
ME - the doctor had to cut something off of him.
HER - what did the doctor cut off of him?
ME - I'm not sure.
HER - well, why did you take him there?
ME - cause he needed an operation.
HER - to get something cut off, right?
ME - that's right honey.
HER - what did he have cut off?
ME - sigh......his thingies.
HER - what are his thingies?

ME - er, um, sigh....just his thingies.
HER - well, daddy, what are his thingies?
ME - his balls! OK.....he had his balls cut off!
HER -

(eyebrows scrunched) why did you tell the doctor to cut his balls off?
ME - SIGH! that's a story for another day, OK honey.

 

[taoist]

LMAO.... I guess Cody didn't have a very Merry X-Mas, huh?

 

[Dragon]

This was too funny! Poor Cody!

 

[JSMOOTH]

Originally posted by taoist:
LMAO.... I guess Cody didn't have a very Merry X-Mas, huh?

As the vet put it.......
"the ball game's over."

 

[JSMOOTH]

....and so today, on Christmas morning....
everytime she ripped off the wrapping paper, she would say...
" Ahhhh, I got another box! "

 

[hellah10]

LMAO...HAHAHAHAHAHHA Geeezzzzzzz I cant wait to have kids

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