Here we go again. The Lakers have major issues against an inferior team at home in the 1st half. Kobe will be forced to give one of his patented halftime speeches in the locker room to motivate HIS team. Meanwhile, Shaq will be playing Nintendo while Coach Phil sits back in his chair meditating.
KOBE's pep talk
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Here's an excerpt:
"C'mon guys. We just hit 35 AGAIN!!! How am I supposed to get another triple double? Never mind that I can't hit my free throws. Y'all gotta step up. You don't want Jack Haley on your asses after the game, do you? Man, If you guys can't, I will. Just gimme the damn ball!!!!! I'll do the scoring, dishing, and y'all just gotta hit your free throws. My Kobe Bryant inner city funk will ROCK the Hawks."
"C'mon guys. We just hit 35 AGAIN!!! How am I supposed to get another triple double? Never mind that I can't hit my free throws. Y'all gotta step up. You don't want Jack Haley on your asses after the game, do you? Man, If you guys can't, I will. Just gimme the damn ball!!!!! I'll do the scoring, dishing, and y'all just gotta hit your free throws. My Kobe Bryant inner city funk will ROCK the Hawks."
Oh, I forgot...
Oh, I forgot...
"Not only can't I hit my free throws. I also like to turn over the ball a lot."
Oh, I forgot...
"Not only can't I hit my free throws. I also like to turn over the ball a lot."
