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marine

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Ok guys,

I am out here in vegas enjoying the places with my wife and having a good time. Pretty fun town I gotta admit.

But for you guys that live out here and visit a lot...

How the HECK do you deal with all these timeshare idiots and stripper flyer passer outter people? Fvck man! Everywhere we turn around here we see people asking how much longer we are going to be in town or shoving porn flyers in my wife's face.

We walked teh length of the strip today again, Madalay to Sahara, and I got "hit on" by 7 timeshare monkeys and i lost track of the porn flyers shoved in my face. You guys gotta do something about these turkeys out here.
 

Redfish

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I've notice these timeshare smucks congregate at any tourist spot..Key West, Kennebunk Port, Charolette SC. The worst was at Gatlinburg....these nimrods would actually hide in the parking lot bushes of resturants and ambush you when you got out of your car....wish I could carry around a mobile version of Panicware because they're nothing more than pop-up ads and need to be treated accordingly.
 

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I always say a man let me borrow or hold $20.00 I'll get it back to you in the morning :D
 

The Big Tease

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Well since you asked......I always tell the little monkies on the strip with flyers that my wife IS a stripper, so I do not need theirs. Of course I get slapped for that, but it works. Sometimes I will take the flyers and then as I walk down the street, do the same thing to them as they do to us. That is slap the little flyer in my palm then hold it out for them. They have this confused look on their face....it is pretty good. Then the timeshare guys.....just go to one and as soon as the sales pitch starts, tell then that you ONLY did it for the money and they will try for another 5 minutes then you will get your 50 bucks and free hotel for later in the year and you can get back to having fun. Then tell all of the rest of the monkies that you have seen their presentation.
 

StevieD

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I either just keep walking or tell the time share guys I am leaving today. They are a pain in the a$$ though.
 

Bluemound Freak

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Somebody help me out here! What the hell are the time share guys wanting to sell you or what are they pitching?

See, I am a recovering alky.........when I used to go on vacation I stayed in the bars and never actually did much and when I did I was too drunk to talk to people. I have not gotten out much since I sobered up so help me out with the Time share thingy! As far as the stripper flyer thing.........your never too drunk for a strip joint! ;)
 

Felonious Monk

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After you spend too much time in a Vegas strip joint, there's always that surreal hour afterward in the casino where you walk by females and keep expecting them to approach you for a lap dance.
 

ajoytoy

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Felonious Monk said:
After you spend too much time in a Vegas strip joint, there's always that surreal hour afterward in the casino where you walk by females and keep expecting them to approach you for a lap dance.
:lol: :lol: :clap: :lol2

....was funny to see the "obvious" call-girls walking around the casino...you would then see security kind of watching them to make sure they were not trying to solicit business on the casino floor....last time we went to LV, my friend took a flyer and directly in front of the guy put it in the trash can...let me tell you, the guy was not happy....i mean there are little kids walking with thier parents next to us and these guys (and girls) are slapping these flyers to try to get your attention...they should ban 'em IMO...but everyone's gotta make $$ right?:shrug: :nono:
 

boilermaker

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Both of these are very annoying. My wife and I usually just walk on by with even acknowleging them. Always wondered why the porn handlers smacks them twice before trying to hand off to you?
It would be nice to see both of these 2 stopped be a city ordinance. Other than that I love Vegas. :D Just got back in September and can't wait to go again.
 

Terryray

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they tried to stop the porn-pushers but first amendment rights or something....

they used to be worse and stand in your way, accosting you.

they don't have them downtown as they treat the Fremont Street Experience as a private mall, but ACLU sez you just can't suddenly declare public streets private and chase off undesirables, and this case is going to NV Supreme Court.

the timeshares folks are only where the dumbest tourist are thickest---if you run into agressive timeshare sellers that is a big clue you are at a terrible place to gamble. they never bother me 'cause I usually look like a bum..
 
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