Well I finally got her to stick her finger in my ass :clap: last night and it didn't go so well. Some of you may know my fear of this technique and because of the overwhelming consensus from the more "open" friends prudeness, I decided to go home and let go of my inhabitions.
Once the neighbors were sound asleep, me and Mrs. Hot ass cracked open a bottle of Champagne a g of "the white lady" :mj14: and smoked a fat cone just to mellow the mood a lil bit. We then started things off by giving eachother hot oil messages and then quickly proceeded into exchanging oral pleasures on one another. After about 10 minutes of soft core pornin', we got down to the nitty gritty. Since I was the last to receive felacio, she decided to jump on my stick and ride the marry-go-round a lil bit. After her 1st orgasm, we decided to switch things up and I flipped her on her back and started giving her the ole' in & out. This is where the shit hit the fan literally. She gently eased her index finger in my asshole and at first it was really uncomfortable. She told me she could feel the pressure mounting and she was afraid of what might happen. :scared After a few diversions, we got back to the anal proding. I began to work up a pretty big climax and just as I shot my load she pulled her fukin' finger out and a giant squirt of shit catapolted across the bed and all over her hand. The shrapnel from the squirt reached as far as our lamp shade and the small portable fan we keep for the baby on the small night stand on my wifes side of the bed. :sadwave: Since I ate Taco Bell and then munched down some beans & rice for dinner, you could imagine the smell was horrific to say the least. Not only did I shit myself, but I also never orgasmed and I had the worst case of blue balls I've ever had.
Thanks to all who encouraged this, for now my wife is scarred for life and we will probably end up getting a divorce. I did enjoy it, so I may go out and buy a huge chocolate dildo and tonight when I'm jerkin' myself silly, I may just ram that huge cok in my ass for a lil bit until I shoot more shit all over the living room couch. Thanks again for all who have shown me the ways to be more kinky.(ben w.) I didn't know what I was missin' until now.
Sorry for the details and the over all graphic nature of this post.
BTW-Has this happend to any of you guys who are "in touch with their sexuallity"? :scared
Once the neighbors were sound asleep, me and Mrs. Hot ass cracked open a bottle of Champagne a g of "the white lady" :mj14: and smoked a fat cone just to mellow the mood a lil bit. We then started things off by giving eachother hot oil messages and then quickly proceeded into exchanging oral pleasures on one another. After about 10 minutes of soft core pornin', we got down to the nitty gritty. Since I was the last to receive felacio, she decided to jump on my stick and ride the marry-go-round a lil bit. After her 1st orgasm, we decided to switch things up and I flipped her on her back and started giving her the ole' in & out. This is where the shit hit the fan literally. She gently eased her index finger in my asshole and at first it was really uncomfortable. She told me she could feel the pressure mounting and she was afraid of what might happen. :scared After a few diversions, we got back to the anal proding. I began to work up a pretty big climax and just as I shot my load she pulled her fukin' finger out and a giant squirt of shit catapolted across the bed and all over her hand. The shrapnel from the squirt reached as far as our lamp shade and the small portable fan we keep for the baby on the small night stand on my wifes side of the bed. :sadwave: Since I ate Taco Bell and then munched down some beans & rice for dinner, you could imagine the smell was horrific to say the least. Not only did I shit myself, but I also never orgasmed and I had the worst case of blue balls I've ever had.
Thanks to all who encouraged this, for now my wife is scarred for life and we will probably end up getting a divorce. I did enjoy it, so I may go out and buy a huge chocolate dildo and tonight when I'm jerkin' myself silly, I may just ram that huge cok in my ass for a lil bit until I shoot more shit all over the living room couch. Thanks again for all who have shown me the ways to be more kinky.(ben w.) I didn't know what I was missin' until now.
Sorry for the details and the over all graphic nature of this post.
BTW-Has this happend to any of you guys who are "in touch with their sexuallity"? :scared
